badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

SmokyPig walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi'driven by Big A and the Big says, "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank."

Smoke : “Who?"

Big : "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Smoke : "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Big : "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Smoke : "Sounds like he was really something special."

Big : "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."

Smoke : "Wow, what a guy!"

Big : ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Smoke: "How did you meet him?"




Big : “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Wow! And you could never get a word in edgewise! That's tough competition. Just Sayin....RJS

bpicinc Loc: Zwolle, LA. Toledo Bend

Good BB, i did not know where that was going!!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Lucky wife?.. 😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Them cabbies. They have done it all. Glad I wasn't as perfect as Feldman.