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Kandy Disear and the bible
Nov 29, 2020 16:02:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Kandy had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying.

But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time Kandy was sitting next to a man.

When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

After a while, he turned to her and asked: "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"


Kandy replied "Of course I do. It is the Bible."



He said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?

She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

Kandy said "Well I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.



"Then you can ask him." repliedKandy

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Nov 29, 2020 16:24:23   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
badbobby wrote:
Kandy had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying.

But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time Kandy was sitting next to a man.

When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

After a while, he turned to her and asked: "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"


Kandy replied "Of course I do. It is the Bible."



He said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?

She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

Kandy said "Well I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.



"Then you can ask him." repliedKandy
Kandy had to do a lot of traveling for her busines... (show quote)



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Nov 29, 2020 16:56:12   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
Kandy had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying.

But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time Kandy was sitting next to a man.

When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

After a while, he turned to her and asked: "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"


Kandy replied "Of course I do. It is the Bible."



He said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?

She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

Kandy said "Well I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.



"Then you can ask him." repliedKandy
Kandy had to do a lot of traveling for her busines... (show quote)


Smart lady.

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Nov 29, 2020 17:00:39   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
good one BB

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Nov 30, 2020 08:09:18   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
everybody has a choice some make a bad choice

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Nov 30, 2020 12:16:15   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
Kandy had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying.

But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time Kandy was sitting next to a man.

When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

After a while, he turned to her and asked: "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"


Kandy replied "Of course I do. It is the Bible."



He said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?

She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

Kandy said "Well I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.



"Then you can ask him." repliedKandy
Kandy had to do a lot of traveling for her busines... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nov 30, 2020 12:22:21   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
My response exactly, ha ha!

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Nov 30, 2020 14:26:33   #
GSMJr Loc: SoCal> Pflugerville (Austin), TX
 
Kandy is not only good but she’s quick on the response.

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