badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

RJS walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"

RJ replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of something he can do.

"Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

RJ stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before.

"What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.

RJ, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"

The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."



RJ stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves.

A few months later RJ is back in the bar.



The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state.

Without the bartender even asking RJ breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"

The bartender, now furious , yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller than the other one!"

RJ cannot believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.

The next day he comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery.

"It worked, it worked!" he exclaims.

"I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Oh Boy!

USNavyRetiredVet Loc: Milton. MA (Boston suburb)

Sounds like a blonde joke.

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plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Why do i sense a long RJS story about horses coming?

Jeremy Loc: America

wow...talk about contrast.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Wouldn't be a joke if RJS was color blind. Just Sayin...RJS

Egghead

LMAO, not at you RJS but this was funny. Are you blonde.🤔

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Egghead: What little hair I have is grey! I mostly keep it cut as short as a clippers will cut. Now my beard is a different thing altogether, it is almost snow white. Just Sayin....RJS

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

GSMJr Loc: SoCal> Pflugerville (Austin), TX

I agree, Bob has more on his chin than up top.
But I’m getting there too.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Thanks, Garry: You are the only member in all of Fishing Stages that has ever seen me to know for sure. Just Sayin...RJS