GSMJr wrote:
Three Texas fishermen BadBobby, WeekendHooker & Hacksaw came out of a bar and got into a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, let it idle, turned it off again and said “We have arrived at your destination”.
The BB gave him the money, WH said “Thank you”, Hack slapped the driver and said “You were speeding, you nearly killed us!”