ripogenu and his wife had always wanted to ride in a helicopter
attending the State Fair they saw a sign on front of a sleek copter
'Fifty dollars for the thrill of a lifetime'
rips wife was exstatic
'Oh rip,here's our chance to ride in a helicopter"
but rip just shook his head no.
"Honey"he said
that's much too high for just a ride,and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
"but Honey ,we may never get the chance again"begged his wife
"Nope"replied rip
"Fifty bucks is Fifty bucks"
Now the pilot of the helicopter overheard the conversation.and being essentially a person(who wanted to make a quick fifty bucks) offered rip and his wife a deal.
"Tell ya'll what folks,I know ya'll really want to ride in this copter,So I'will take you for a ride for free,on one condition.you must not utter a word on the ride ,or else you pay me the fifty bucks"
So rip and his wife agreed to the deal and they boarded the copter.
the pilot was determined to make them talk,so he made steep dives and loops and everything he could think of to make the couple say something.
Finally giving up he landed the copter and said to rip
You folks are bout the bravest folks I've ever seen.I did all sorts of acrobatics,some that even scared me!
And you folks never uttered a sound.Rip still shakin a lil from the experience
replied
"Well Sir,I started to say something when my wife fell outa the copter.!!
"But fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
badbobby wrote:
ripogenu and his wife had always wanted to ride in a helicopter
attending the State Fair they saw a sign on front of a sleek copter
'Fifty dollars for the thrill of a lifetime'
rips wife was exstatic
'Oh rip,here's our chance to ride in a helicopter"
but rip just shook his head no.
"Honey"he said
that's much too high for just a ride,and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
"but Honey ,we may never get the chance again"begged his wife
"Nope"replied rip
"Fifty bucks is Fifty bucks"
Now the pilot of the helicopter overheard the conversation.and being essentially a person(who wanted to make a quick fifty bucks) offered rip and his wife a deal.
"Tell ya'll what folks,I know ya'll really want to ride in this copter,So I'will take you for a ride for free,on one condition.you must not utter a word on the ride ,or else you pay me the fifty bucks"
So rip and his wife agreed to the deal and they boarded the copter.
the pilot was determined to make them talk,so he made steep dives and loops and everything he could think of to make the couple say something.
Finally giving up he landed the copter and said to rip
You folks are bout the bravest folks I've ever seen.I did all sorts of acrobatics,some that even scared me!
And you folks never uttered a sound.Rip still shakin a lil from the experience
replied
"Well Sir,I started to say something when my wife fell outa the copter.!!
"But fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
ripogenu and his wife had always wanted to ride in... (
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That may have been a good deal for some, and some not.
badbobby wrote:
ripogenu and his wife had always wanted to ride in a helicopter
attending the State Fair they saw a sign on front of a sleek copter
'Fifty dollars for the thrill of a lifetime'
rips wife was exstatic
'Oh rip,here's our chance to ride in a helicopter"
but rip just shook his head no.
"Honey"he said
that's much too high for just a ride,and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
"but Honey ,we may never get the chance again"begged his wife
"Nope"replied rip
"Fifty bucks is Fifty bucks"
Now the pilot of the helicopter overheard the conversation.and being essentially a person(who wanted to make a quick fifty bucks) offered rip and his wife a deal.
"Tell ya'll what folks,I know ya'll really want to ride in this copter,So I'will take you for a ride for free,on one condition.you must not utter a word on the ride ,or else you pay me the fifty bucks"
So rip and his wife agreed to the deal and they boarded the copter.
the pilot was determined to make them talk,so he made steep dives and loops and everything he could think of to make the couple say something.
Finally giving up he landed the copter and said to rip
You folks are bout the bravest folks I've ever seen.I did all sorts of acrobatics,some that even scared me!
And you folks never uttered a sound.Rip still shakin a lil from the experience
replied
"Well Sir,I started to say something when my wife fell outa the copter.!!
"But fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
ripogenu and his wife had always wanted to ride in... (
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Thats sounds about right.
Where do I sign up? Guess our relationship has been less than stellar lately.........
Iowa Farmer wrote:
Where do I sign up? Guess our relationship has been less than stellar lately.........
you would have to ask rip
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
ripogenu and his wife had always wanted to ride in a helicopter
attending the State Fair they saw a sign on front of a sleek copter
'Fifty dollars for the thrill of a lifetime'
rips wife was exstatic
'Oh rip,here's our chance to ride in a helicopter"
but rip just shook his head no.
"Honey"he said
that's much too high for just a ride,and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
"but Honey ,we may never get the chance again"begged his wife
"Nope"replied rip
"Fifty bucks is Fifty bucks"
Now the pilot of the helicopter overheard the conversation.and being essentially a person(who wanted to make a quick fifty bucks) offered rip and his wife a deal.
"Tell ya'll what folks,I know ya'll really want to ride in this copter,So I'will take you for a ride for free,on one condition.you must not utter a word on the ride ,or else you pay me the fifty bucks"
So rip and his wife agreed to the deal and they boarded the copter.
the pilot was determined to make them talk,so he made steep dives and loops and everything he could think of to make the couple say something.
Finally giving up he landed the copter and said to rip
You folks are bout the bravest folks I've ever seen.I did all sorts of acrobatics,some that even scared me!
And you folks never uttered a sound.Rip still shakin a lil from the experience
replied
"Well Sir,I started to say something when my wife fell outa the copter.!!
"But fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
ripogenu and his wife had always wanted to ride in... (
show quote)
Good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quite funny and oh so understandable. I have an I-5 phone. Apple said it is so old they no longer support its operating system. I don't get voice mails any more and didn't know that..When I found out, I didn't care.
The bi-sacktual comment was good.
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