Ozark Memories
Nov 24, 2020 07:59:31 #
Dr Chip
Loc: Cassville, MO
Years ago deep in the Ozark Mountains there was a one room school house with grades from kindergarten to the 8th grade. Sooo on the first day of school the teacher said students I want you to introduce yourself by saying your name. So, Billy, Mary, Johnny, Sally and then to a bigger 4th grader who stood up and said “Snot Nose.”Of course the teacher immediately jumped in and said “that’s not funny so say your name.” Again the bigger 4th grader said “Snot Nose.” The teacher said “last chance, just tell us what your folks call you, and if you don’t, go to the principal’s office.” Again the 4th grader said “Snot Nose” and started for the door but stopped and walked over to a tiny cute little kindergartener girl and taking her by the hand said “Come on Shitty Britches she ain’t gonna believe you either?”
Nov 24, 2020 08:01:43 #
I raised a bugger butt. She still doesn't think its funny at 48. Lack of humor must have been on her mothers side.
Nov 24, 2020 08:33:07 #
Dr Chip wrote:
Years ago deep in the Ozark Mountains there was a ... (show quote)
What about Pee Stain did she believe his name?
Nov 24, 2020 09:57:39 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
What about Pee Stain did she believe his name?
I named a kid "Zero" after the cartoon character why back when, and it stuck. I would guess you would call that bullying, now, but we were buddies.
Nov 24, 2020 10:26:47 #
flyguy wrote:
I named a kid "Zero" after the cartoon character why back when, and it stuck. I would guess you would call that bullying, now, but we were buddies.
I knew a kid named Charles That I always called Chuck and Chucky
Nov 24, 2020 10:30:23 #
flyguy wrote:
I named a kid "Zero" after the cartoon character why back when, and it stuck. I would guess you would call that bullying, now, but we were buddies.
I know what you mean. Had a friend who's last name was Roach. We all called him cocky. His mom did not like that and forbade him to play with us until we stopped calling him that.
Oh yea sometimes w left the ( y ) off. Maybe that had something to do with it.
Nov 24, 2020 10:31:41 #
plumbob wrote:
I know what you mean. Had a friend who's last name was Roach. We all called him cocky. His mom did not like that and forbade him to play with us until we stopped calling him that.
Oh yea sometimes w left the ( y ) off. Maybe that had something to do with it.
Oh yea sometimes w left the ( y ) off. Maybe that had something to do with it.
You are bad Plum 🤭
Nov 24, 2020 10:33:40 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
You are bad Plum 🤭
Well i was younger then you at the time. I will blame it on the young and dumb scenario.
Nov 24, 2020 10:39:08 #
plumbob wrote:
I raised a bugger butt. She still doesn't think its funny at 48. Lack of humor must have been on her mothers side.
In high school I attended a private boarding school. The girls who worked in the laundry nicknamed my roommate “crusty”. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out why.
Nov 24, 2020 10:46:08 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
In high school I attended a private boarding school. The girls who worked in the laundry nicknamed my roommate “crusty”. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out why.
Did he do it on purpose?
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