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Nov 16, 2020 23:39:28   #
Video Bob Loc: Norfolk, Va
 
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for several minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Screw you!". He then he turned to his bride and said, "Screw you too babe" He then turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here people."

He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge. was. making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 of their friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think this would qualify for a MasterCard "priceless" commercial ???

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.........................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride doing the best man.............Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy,. for everything else there's
MASTERCARD

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Nov 17, 2020 05:44:57   #
sun bum Loc: Sarasota, FL
 
love it!!

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Nov 17, 2020 07:10:33   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Video Bob wrote:
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for several minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Screw you!". He then he turned to his bride and said, "Screw you too babe" He then turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here people."

He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge. was. making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 of their friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think this would qualify for a MasterCard "priceless" commercial ???

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.........................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride doing the best man.............Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy,. for everything else there's
MASTERCARD
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got ... (show quote)


Perfect !

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Nov 17, 2020 08:13:31   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Good guy didn't bring his 45 to the wedding

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Nov 17, 2020 09:27:42   #
Egghead
 
Ok Video Bob, did you just make this up or is it real. Or were you the camera/video guy.??? Lol.

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Nov 17, 2020 09:33:10   #
Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
 
I don't think he could have done better, don't know if i'd be able to go through with it though, the anger would have taken over

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Nov 17, 2020 12:04:58   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
Video Bob wrote:
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family and his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for several minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Screw you!". He then he turned to his bride and said, "Screw you too babe" He then turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here people."

He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge. was. making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 of their friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think this would qualify for a MasterCard "priceless" commercial ???

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.........................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.....................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride doing the best man.............Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy,. for everything else there's
MASTERCARD
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got ... (show quote)


Did he go to Maui with his new girlfriend or the maid of honor?

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Nov 17, 2020 19:38:54   #
BamaMike Loc: Alabama
 
I like his style.

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