To catch A Polar Bear
Nov 9, 2020 22:58:15 #
This is how to to catch a polar bear to all you city folks.
Go out in the middle of a frozen lake, drill four holes 6 feet apart. Take your ice saw and cut between them. Push the ice square under the other ice to open the hole. Next, open a can of Jolly Green Giant Peas. Line the peas up around the hole a 1/2" apart in four straight lines. Then hide. When the polar bear comes in he will come to take a peak. As soon as he starts to takes a pea kick him in the ice hole.!!!!! 😁
Go out in the middle of a frozen lake, drill four holes 6 feet apart. Take your ice saw and cut between them. Push the ice square under the other ice to open the hole. Next, open a can of Jolly Green Giant Peas. Line the peas up around the hole a 1/2" apart in four straight lines. Then hide. When the polar bear comes in he will come to take a peak. As soon as he starts to takes a pea kick him in the ice hole.!!!!! 😁
Nov 10, 2020 00:42:27 #
Nov 10, 2020 02:33:19 #
Polar Bears will Hunt Humans. Grizzlies will attack but its not usually a matter of hunting the people down like a Polar Bear will when hungry. Food keeps them warm. We are food. Hopefully your boot doesn't get stuck in the Polar's Ice hole Might be a bowl of Fresh Redneck for Polar Breakfast :)
Nov 10, 2020 05:42:16 #
Nov 10, 2020 12:24:08 #
Nov 10, 2020 13:45:58 #
Polar bears and crocodiles, only two animals that look on us humans as prey. Old tigers with arthritis and bad eyesight will occasionally take a human, probably by mistake. Sharks do not feed on us intentionally, they mistake us for seals and generally stop their attack after one bite - we're either too bony or we don't taste good. I know, tell that to the survivors of the USS Indianapolis.
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