Happy Halloween !!!
Oct 31, 2020 19:25:08 #
GSMJr
Loc: SoCal> Pflugerville (Austin), TX
Happy Halloween !!!
A cabbie picks up a Nun, the cab driver sits and stares at her for a minute.
She asks him why he is staring, he says “I’ve always had a fantasy about kissing a Nun.
She says “I’ll kiss you if you are single and Catholic, the cabbie says “I’m both!” She tells him to pull into an alley and she will kiss him.
The Nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush.
The cabbie starts crying and says “I lied, I’m married and Jewish”.
The Nun responds “That’s OK, I’m Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
A cabbie picks up a Nun, the cab driver sits and stares at her for a minute.
She asks him why he is staring, he says “I’ve always had a fantasy about kissing a Nun.
She says “I’ll kiss you if you are single and Catholic, the cabbie says “I’m both!” She tells him to pull into an alley and she will kiss him.
The Nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush.
The cabbie starts crying and says “I lied, I’m married and Jewish”.
The Nun responds “That’s OK, I’m Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
Oct 31, 2020 19:55:42 #
Oct 31, 2020 22:12:01 #
Oct 31, 2020 22:59:39 #
Nov 1, 2020 00:01:05 #
So both got a Halloween surprise. And neither got a S.I.D. in their exchange. Hopefully. Just Sayin....RJS
Nov 1, 2020 00:51:00 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
So both got a Halloween surprise. And neither got a S.I.D. in their exchange. Hopefully. Just Sayin....RJS
They probably had masks on. I went to town today dressed up as a free American. 😎
Nov 1, 2020 00:54:30 #
flyguy wrote:
You can't trust anyone anymore.
That’s a fact right there.
Nov 1, 2020 11:32:04 #
Went to the gun show. Right now, gun shows are very popular and ammo was flying off the shelves. My buddy was wearing a mask, safety glasses and latex gloves. No one else was wearing any safety gear. I've had the v***s and don't feel the need. He bought 1,000 rounds of 40 S&W. I loaded up on buckshot and slugs; strictly for paper punching, of course.
There was this one woman dressed as a gypsy...
There was this one woman dressed as a gypsy...
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