Doyle And Billy were drinking in a town named Arley Alabama, and were caught in court the judge said, 'You two seem like nice young men, instead of jail time you two just go out and try to convince others to give up drinking, and meet me next Monday.' next Monday they came back, Billy said, 'I convinced seventeen people to give up drinking forever.' the judge said,' That's wonderful, how did you do it?.' Billy said, 'I drew a circle graph, of two diferent sizes one significantly smaller than the other and said, 'The bigger one is your brain before alcohol, and the smaller one is your brain after.' Doyle said, 'I convinced 156 people to quit drinking.' the judge said, 'Wow how did you manage that?' Doyle said, 'I also did a graph, but I did it like this I said the smaller one is your Anus before prison, the bigger one is your Anus after prison.'
dbed wrote:
the pain of it all
Does make one clench doesn't it?
CDB you are on a roll with good ones today. Can’t stop laughing.
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Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
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The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Doyle And Billy were drinking in a town named Arley Alabama, and were caught in court the judge said, 'You two seem like nice young men, instead of jail time you two just go out and try to convince others to give up drinking, and meet me next Monday.' next Monday they came back, Billy said, 'I convinced seventeen people to give up drinking forever.' the judge said,' That's wonderful, how did you do it?.' Billy said, 'I drew a circle graph, of two diferent sizes one significantly smaller than the other and said, 'The bigger one is your brain before alcohol, and the smaller one is your brain after.' Doyle said, 'I convinced 156 people to quit drinking.' the judge said, 'Wow how did you manage that?' Doyle said, 'I also did a graph, but I did it like this I said the smaller one is your Anus before prison, the bigger one is your Anus after prison.'
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