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Doyle runs afoul of the law
Oct 23, 2020 09:15:14   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Doyle And Billy were drinking in a town named Arley Alabama, and were caught in court the judge said, 'You two seem like nice young men, instead of jail time you two just go out and try to convince others to give up drinking, and meet me next Monday.' next Monday they came back, Billy said, 'I convinced seventeen people to give up drinking forever.' the judge said,' That's wonderful, how did you do it?.' Billy said, 'I drew a circle graph, of two diferent sizes one significantly smaller than the other and said, 'The bigger one is your brain before alcohol, and the smaller one is your brain after.' Doyle said, 'I convinced 156 people to quit drinking.' the judge said, 'Wow how did you manage that?' Doyle said, 'I also did a graph, but I did it like this I said the smaller one is your Anus before prison, the bigger one is your Anus after prison.'



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Oct 23, 2020 21:35:11   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
the pain of it all

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Oct 23, 2020 21:36:46   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
dbed wrote:
the pain of it all


Does make one clench doesn't it?

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Oct 24, 2020 09:40:02   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
CDB you are on a roll with good ones today. Can’t stop laughing.

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Oct 24, 2020 18:48:38   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Pucker power! Hang on tight!

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Oct 26, 2020 19:44:29   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Doyle And Billy were drinking in a town named Arley Alabama, and were caught in court the judge said, 'You two seem like nice young men, instead of jail time you two just go out and try to convince others to give up drinking, and meet me next Monday.' next Monday they came back, Billy said, 'I convinced seventeen people to give up drinking forever.' the judge said,' That's wonderful, how did you do it?.' Billy said, 'I drew a circle graph, of two diferent sizes one significantly smaller than the other and said, 'The bigger one is your brain before alcohol, and the smaller one is your brain after.' Doyle said, 'I convinced 156 people to quit drinking.' the judge said, 'Wow how did you manage that?' Doyle said, 'I also did a graph, but I did it like this I said the smaller one is your Anus before prison, the bigger one is your Anus after prison.'
Doyle And Billy were drinking in a town named Arle... (show quote)


been to the attic lately???

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Oct 26, 2020 19:58:10   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
badbobby wrote:
been to the attic lately???


Nope, I haven't

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