Smokypig has a terrible accident
Oct 20, 2020 16:53:38 #
Smokypig was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery.
The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for a "small," $6,500 for a "medium," and $14,000 for a "large."
Smoke was sure that his wife and he would want at the least a medium... and perhaps even a large. But the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
Smoke called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found Smoke slouched over in the chair looking quite dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
"She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery.
The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for a "small," $6,500 for a "medium," and $14,000 for a "large."
Smoke was sure that his wife and he would want at the least a medium... and perhaps even a large. But the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
Smoke called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found Smoke slouched over in the chair looking quite dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
"She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
Oct 20, 2020 19:16:15 #
Oct 20, 2020 19:37:18 #
badbobby wrote:
Smokypig was in a terrible accident, and his "... (show quote)
Not interested in fixing the bedroom, huh.
Oct 20, 2020 20:06:11 #
Oct 20, 2020 22:31:48 #
badbobby wrote:
Smokypig was in a terrible accident, and his "... (show quote)
Go with the large anyway Smokey. Never know when you’ll locate Castle Anthrax. (Inside joke).
Oct 20, 2020 22:59:27 #
She opted for marble counter tops in the kitchen. Just Sayin....RJS
Oct 21, 2020 07:10:21 #
Bet he'll feel really good when she rubs her new island top in front of her friends and says "look how big it is"!!
Oct 21, 2020 09:57:27 #
badbobby wrote:
Smokypig was in a terrible accident, and his "... (show quote)
You are so good at being bad.
LOL
Oct 21, 2020 10:58:38 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
Smokypig was in a terrible accident, and his "... (show quote)
Thanks for the laughs badbobby good one.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oct 21, 2020 14:42:40 #
Oct 21, 2020 14:46:02 #
I think I'll drop down a couple of sizes from my norm and get the large. It was a bad accident, I broke my promise. I'm getting the broad some plywood furniture and told her Badbobby would assemble the stuff.
This could end up okay. I think I've found a castle with a neon grail in the window.
This could end up okay. I think I've found a castle with a neon grail in the window.
Oct 21, 2020 14:52:46 #
Smokypig wrote:
I think I'll drop down a couple of sizes from my norm and get the large. It was a bad accident, I broke my promise. I'm getting the broad some plywood furniture and told her Badbobby would assemble the stuff.
This could end up okay. I think I've found a castle with a neon grail in the window.
This could end up okay. I think I've found a castle with a neon grail in the window.
Boy I was worried about you. You'll hafta blow some smoke to get bb to assemble anything.
Oct 21, 2020 14:56:25 #
Smokypig wrote:
I think I'll drop down a couple of sizes from my norm and get the large. It was a bad accident, I broke my promise. I'm getting the broad some plywood furniture and told her Badbobby would assemble the stuff.
This could end up okay. I think I've found a castle with a neon grail in the window.
This could end up okay. I think I've found a castle with a neon grail in the window.
Did someone leave the Grail beacon on again?
Oct 21, 2020 15:02:46 #
OJdidit wrote:
Did someone leave the Grail beacon on again?
Oh that naughty, naughty Zoot!
Oct 21, 2020 15:05:58 #
OOOOH! That brings back nightmares of my having to assemble toys for my kids at Christmas. We were living in West Texas, teaching school. We didn't have much and I had to assemble these toys outside, in the dark with a flashlight and tools. This was in December and it was not only dark, but cold with a stiff wind out of the north. I might have said a few profane words to go along with my difficulties in assembly. Just Sayin...RJS
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