Marines
Oct 20, 2020 16:48:47 #
Q: How do you get a Marine to apologize?
A: Step on his foot.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated Marine?
A: Navy Personnel
Q: Why did the Marine cross the road?
A: He saw some Sailor do it on TV.
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Marine
A:taps
Q: What do Marines get on their tests?
A: exes
Q: How do you get 50 Marines out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”
Q: Why do lady Marines wear short/sleeved wear dresses?
A: They are allowed to bare arms
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Q: How many Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.
Q: Did you hear about the war between the Marines and Sailors
A: The Marines were lobbing hand grenades; the Sailors were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: Who would win in a fight between two Marines?
A: We all would!
Q: What's the difference between a Marine and a Sailor
A: The Sailor not only has a sense of humor but can also spell it.
oorah!!!
A: Step on his foot.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated Marine?
A: Navy Personnel
Q: Why did the Marine cross the road?
A: He saw some Sailor do it on TV.
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Marine
A:taps
Q: What do Marines get on their tests?
A: exes
Q: How do you get 50 Marines out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”
Q: Why do lady Marines wear short/sleeved wear dresses?
A: They are allowed to bare arms
.
Q: How many Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.
Q: Did you hear about the war between the Marines and Sailors
A: The Marines were lobbing hand grenades; the Sailors were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: Who would win in a fight between two Marines?
A: We all would!
Q: What's the difference between a Marine and a Sailor
A: The Sailor not only has a sense of humor but can also spell it.
oorah!!!
Oct 20, 2020 19:19:07 #
Get them in while you can bb. BF wont be in much of the mood when he gets back, but you know he is chuckling a little when he reads these.
Oct 20, 2020 20:07:44 #
Oct 21, 2020 07:18:28 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
badbobby wrote:
Q: How do you get a Marine to apologize? br A: Ste... (show quote)
Trouble is brewing!😒
Oct 21, 2020 12:03:10 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
Q: How do you get a Marine to apologize? br A: Ste... (show quote)
Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oct 21, 2020 14:36:42 #
badbobby wrote:
Q: How do you get a Marine to apologize? br A: Ste... (show quote)
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
A. With a Crowbar.
Q. Did you know that the Navy invented Sex?
A. Yep but the Marines introduced it to women.
Sorry plum you ain't getting out of this!
Oct 21, 2020 16:14:43 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
A. With a Crowbar.
Q. Did you know that the Navy invented Sex?
A. Yep but the Marines introduced it to women.
A. With a Crowbar.
Q. Did you know that the Navy invented Sex?
A. Yep but the Marines introduced it to women.
Hey CDB, do they come in different colors for each day of the week? Or is the day of the week written on them ?
Good one yougin.Oct 21, 2020 16:39:06 #
plumbob wrote:
Hey CDB, do they come in different colors for each day of the week? Or is the day of the week written on them ? Good one yougin.
Good one yougin.Oh I don't know, I'd reckon they have them color coded, So they could grab them at a moments notice, I had to put that one in there plum I'm sorry, It was there, And I couldn't resist 😉 😜
I figure that should put a stir on BB
Oct 21, 2020 16:45:53 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Thanks Plum! I had to put that one in there plum I'm sorry, It was there, And I couldn't resist 😉 😜
I figure that should put a stir on BB
I figure that should put a stir on BB
No worries CDB. If one can dish it, one can eat it.
Oct 21, 2020 16:48:40 #
plumbob wrote:
No worries CDB. If one can dish it, one can eat it.
You reckon it will get that stir out of The Bobster I was mentioning?
Oct 21, 2020 18:54:46 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
You reckon it will get that stir out of The Bobster I was mentioning?
Given that it is just around dinner time out there in Texas, bb should be waking up from the afternoon snooze. Then headed for the meal of the day at the local Horn and Horn buffet.
So when he gets back, takes a sip of the nightly Jack, we just may here from the renowned one.
Oct 22, 2020 02:14:41 #
Oct 22, 2020 06:02:43 #
GSMJr wrote:
Marines don’t swim, the Navy takes them there!
Then the Air Force test them by dropping things all around them.
Oct 22, 2020 06:56:14 #
kilokid
Loc: OHIO
Someone said to me, you Marines are just a Department of the Navy. I said yes we are, we are the "MENS DEPARTMENT".
Oct 22, 2020 07:32:30 #
kilokid wrote:
Someone said to me, you Marines are just a Department of the Navy. I said yes we are, we are the "MENS DEPARTMENT".
There got to some backbone on the ship.
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