three guys from FS
Oct 13, 2020 14:02:55 #
Three buddieswulffy,plum and Oz are out cruising in wulffy's new sport car
It's all fun and games until wulffy, behind the wheel gets it wrong while trying to drift through a downtown intersection.
Inevitably, the sport car ends up slamming into a tree, killing all three of them instantly.
Sometime later, they find themselves at an orientation prior to entering into Heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
plum says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a good neighbor, and a great family man."
Oz says, "I would like to hear that I was a good person and cared for others"
wulffy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!'"
It's all fun and games until wulffy, behind the wheel gets it wrong while trying to drift through a downtown intersection.
Inevitably, the sport car ends up slamming into a tree, killing all three of them instantly.
Sometime later, they find themselves at an orientation prior to entering into Heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
plum says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a good neighbor, and a great family man."
Oz says, "I would like to hear that I was a good person and cared for others"
wulffy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!'"
Oct 13, 2020 14:05:44 #
badbobby wrote:
Three buddieswulffy,plum and Oz are out cruising i... (show quote)
That Wulffy is a smart man.
Oct 13, 2020 14:09:20 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
flyguy wrote:
That Wulffy is a smart man.
Yes, indeed he is...yet, with occasional lapses of being a smart-ass.
But then, many of us (
) suffer similar lapses. 
Oct 13, 2020 15:25:10 #
Well i guess that's better then hearing he looks so good laying there. REALLY !!!!!
Oct 13, 2020 15:33:19 #
plumbob wrote:
Well i guess that's better then hearing he looks so good laying there. REALLY !!!!!
yeah
I wouldn't wanna hear that
Oct 13, 2020 15:38:12 #
badbobby wrote:
Three buddieswulffy,plum and Oz are out cruising i... (show quote)
And here I thought being cremated and put between the wifes leggs was a good idea.
Should have seen the look on my kids face when told them that.
Oct 13, 2020 15:40:22 #
EasternOZ wrote:
And here I thought being cremated and put between the wifes leggs was a good idea.
Should have seen the look on my kids face when told them that.
Should have seen the look on my kids face when told them that.
tell me you didn't tell them that OZ
LOL
Oct 13, 2020 15:41:20 #
Oct 13, 2020 15:45:55 #
EasternOZ wrote:
And here I thought being cremated and put between the wifes leggs was a good idea.
Should have seen the look on my kids face when told them that.
Should have seen the look on my kids face when told them that.
I don't see anything wrong with it. Heck we came from that general area in the beginning. Just natural to go home, right Oz?
Oct 13, 2020 15:48:24 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
I don't see anything wrong with it. Heck we came from that general area in the beginning. Just natural to go home, right Oz?
OZ, Plum, you sure there's womb for ya' at your ages
Oct 13, 2020 15:51:48 #
Motel 6 we will leave a light on for you. There's always womb at the inn.
Oct 13, 2020 15:53:28 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
Motel 6 we will leave a light on for you. There's always womb at the inn.
I will enjoy the comforts of womb at home.
Oct 13, 2020 15:54:33 #
To all of you cross my heart that is indeed what I told them.
If I go first.
If I go second just a smaller hole on top of her.
If I go first.
If I go second just a smaller hole on top of her.
Oct 13, 2020 16:09:27 #
And they say kids say the craziest things . Now i know where they get it.
Oct 13, 2020 16:13:51 #
plumbob wrote:
And they say kids say the craziest things . Now i know where they get it.
Mine anyway
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