Zoey and Beth
Oct 13, 2020 13:53:42 #
Zoey and her sister Beth , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.
They saw a bull advertised for sale,so Zoey decided to go buy the bull
Upon leaving,Zoey said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
Zoey arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Beth a telegram to
tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, Zoey realizes
that she'll only be able to send Beth one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
Zoey explains, 'Beth is blonde. The word is a big one for her.
She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.
They saw a bull advertised for sale,so Zoey decided to go buy the bull
Upon leaving,Zoey said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
Zoey arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Beth a telegram to
tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, Zoey realizes
that she'll only be able to send Beth one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
Zoey explains, 'Beth is blonde. The word is a big one for her.
She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'
Oct 13, 2020 13:57:57 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Zoey and her sister Beth , inherit the family ranc... (show quote)
Even for you, BB, that's a load of bull.
Oct 13, 2020 14:03:59 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Even for you, BB, that's a load of bull.
That should get there attention, bb.
Oct 13, 2020 14:13:42 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Even for you, BB, that's a load of bull.
So therefore what you sent in last PM to me is exactly correct BF. You hit the nail on the head BF.
Oct 13, 2020 14:33:00 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Even for you, BB, that's a load of bull.
which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt
you neither understand a good joke,and are unable to tell one
Oct 13, 2020 14:34:11 #
flyguy wrote:
That should get there attention, bb.
lets hope so Fly
I kinda miss their polite conversing
Oct 13, 2020 14:35:40 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt
you neither understand a good joke,and are unable to tell one
you neither understand a good joke,and are unable to tell one
That's a strange interpretation of my response to your joke. 
But then, you're a strange ol' cuss.
Oct 13, 2020 14:36:20 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Jeremy wrote:
So therefore what you sent in last PM to me is exactly correct BF. You hit the nail on the head BF.
Certainly, in this instance, I did.
Oct 13, 2020 14:53:08 #
Oct 13, 2020 15:27:01 #
badbobby wrote:
Zoey and her sister Beth , inherit the family ranc... (show quote)
Good thing the young lasses are hibernating. They just may feed some of that bull back bb.
Oct 13, 2020 15:39:12 #
BB is lucky he gets away with what he does. I do NOT want a band of ladies mad at me.
Oct 13, 2020 15:42:31 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Jeremy wrote:
BB is lucky he gets away with what he does. I do NOT want a band of ladies mad at me.
Are you suggesting that's happened to you before, Jeremy
Oct 13, 2020 15:54:57 #
I have never had any women mad at me. I am definitely on topic for the Convention.
Oct 13, 2020 15:56:43 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Jeremy wrote:
I have never had any women mad at me. I am definitely on topic for the Convention.
What convention are ya' talkin' 'bout, Jeremy...the 'liars conventions
' Oct 13, 2020 16:11:26 #
BadFisherman wrote:
What convention are ya' talkin' 'bout, Jeremy...the 'liars conventions '
' Say what?
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