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Oct 12, 2020 13:01:59   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Four and BF are landing at an unfamiliar airport. The control tower gives them a runway assignment, and they start their approach.

Four says, "Does that runway look kind of short to you?"

BF says, "It sure does."

"I thought it was supposed to be longer than that"

"Me too"

"Better set full flaps."says Four

"Full flaps set."answers BF


Four says"I want thrust reversers the minute we touch."

"Standing by on the thrust reversers."replies BF



"And full power once thrust reversers are set."says Four

"Roger that." from BF

"I'm gonna try to catch the very end of the runway and stand on the brakes. Stand by to reverse thrust."declares FourLanding safely,Four says"Whew,that is one short runway
!
"Yeah"says BF
"But look how wide it is!"


BF and Four were on a road trip to Houston Texas
They see a sig(Houston left)n that says


"Houston left," so they turned around and went back home.

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Oct 12, 2020 13:36:13   #
Reel hip Loc: San Diego, Ca
 
Wow!!!!

Those guys cant catch a break!

They were going to visit San Diego. Knowing the heavy Hispanic heritage, everything has the streets and towns, the J''s are pronounced as H.

An example is La Jolla, is actually Pronounced "La Hoy ah"
When asked when they would visit they replied
"Oh huun or huly" LOL

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Oct 12, 2020 13:49:27   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
Four and BF are landing at an unfamiliar airport. The control tower gives them a runway assignment, and they start their approach.

Four says, "Does that runway look kind of short to you?"

BF says, "It sure does."

"I thought it was supposed to be longer than that"

"Me too"

"Better set full flaps."says Four

"Full flaps set."answers BF


Four says"I want thrust reversers the minute we touch."

"Standing by on the thrust reversers."replies BF



"And full power once thrust reversers are set."says Four

"Roger that." from BF

"I'm gonna try to catch the very end of the runway and stand on the brakes. Stand by to reverse thrust."declares FourLanding safely,Four says"Whew,that is one short runway
!
"Yeah"says BF
"But look how wide it is!"


BF and Four were on a road trip to Houston Texas
They see a sig(Houston left)n that says


"Houston left," so they turned around and went back home.
Four and BF are landing at an unfamiliar airport. ... (show quote)


Yeah but we stuck the landing. Excellent co-pilot. As far as Houston goes, did we miss anything?

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Oct 12, 2020 13:50:55   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Reel hip wrote:
Wow!!!!

Those guys cant catch a break!

They were going to visit San Diego. Knowing the heavy Hispanic heritage, everything has the streets and towns, the J''s are pronounced as H.

An example is La Jolla, is actually Pronounced "La Hoy ah"
When asked when they would visit they replied
"Oh huun or huly" LOL


Kinda like Jose. Or is it hose-B?

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Oct 12, 2020 14:26:40   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Having landed on I-10 and looking around, one of these experts said, Man this is the shortest runway I have ever seen. To which his copilot said, Yeah, but it sure is wide! Just Sayin...RJS

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Oct 12, 2020 14:39:34   #
Reel hip Loc: San Diego, Ca
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Kinda like Jose. Or is it hose-B?


Or C or Si

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Oct 12, 2020 14:48:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Reel hip wrote:
Wow!!!!

Those guys cant catch a break!

They were going to visit San Diego. Knowing the heavy Hispanic heritage, everything has the streets and towns, the J''s are pronounced as H.

An example is La Jolla, is actually Pronounced "La Hoy ah"
When asked when they would visit they replied
"Oh huun or huly" LOL

you must have pity for them Reel
Four is a loosianan and BF is a Marine
now don't that explain everything?

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Oct 12, 2020 14:56:45   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Reel hip wrote:
Wow!!!!

Those guys cant catch a break!

They were going to visit San Diego. Knowing the heavy Hispanic heritage, everything has the streets and towns, the J''s are pronounced as H.

An example is La Jolla, is actually Pronounced "La Hoy ah"
When asked when they would visit they replied
"Oh huun or huly" LOL


SAN is notorious for being difficult to land in. There's only one runway ( the busiest single runway in the U.S.)
it's not that long, and your descent is right over the rooftops of San Diego. I was living there when this happened. Tragic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSA_Flight_182

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Oct 12, 2020 15:01:53   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
Four and BF are landing at an unfamiliar airport. The control tower gives them a runway assignment, and they start their approach.

Four says, "Does that runway look kind of short to you?"

BF says, "It sure does."

"I thought it was supposed to be longer than that"

"Me too"

"Better set full flaps."says Four

"Full flaps set."answers BF


Four says"I want thrust reversers the minute we touch."

"Standing by on the thrust reversers."replies BF



"And full power once thrust reversers are set."says Four

"Roger that." from BF

"I'm gonna try to catch the very end of the runway and stand on the brakes. Stand by to reverse thrust."declares FourLanding safely,Four says"Whew,that is one short runway
!
"Yeah"says BF
"But look how wide it is!"


BF and Four were on a road trip to Houston Texas
They see a sig(Houston left)n that says


"Houston left," so they turned around and went back home.
Four and BF are landing at an unfamiliar airport. ... (show quote)



Yep, a Marine in the cockpit was the first clue and for Four not mentioning anything about lowering the wheels.

What can i say.

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Oct 12, 2020 15:06:37   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Yep, a Marine in the cockpit was the first clue and for Four not mentioning anything about lowering the wheels.

What can i say.


give Four some credit
he thought of most everything else

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Oct 12, 2020 15:14:58   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
give Four some credit
he thought of most everything else


Well 4's Dad was Air Force probably back in Orville's day, so he did have someone in his ear upon landing.

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Oct 12, 2020 22:05:14   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Yep, a Marine in the cockpit was the first clue and for Four not mentioning anything about lowering the wheels.

What can i say.

Say nothing.

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Oct 13, 2020 08:27:13   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
give Four some credit
he thought of most everything else


Darn right. Especially since we were flying with fixed landing gear.

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Oct 13, 2020 10:41:21   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Darn right. Especially since we were flying with fixed landing gear.

Yeah, plus I never was part of the USMC Airwing.

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Oct 13, 2020 14:07:42   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Say nothing.


"Marine in the cockpit"
says it all

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