men
Oct 12, 2020 12:26:26 #
this for the lovely ladies on FS
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
Oct 12, 2020 12:32:09 #
FishfulThinking
Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.
badbobby wrote:
this for the lovely ladies on FS br br Q. What is... (show quote)
BB you are at the top of your game as usual! These were kinda like you. Oldies but goodies.
Oct 12, 2020 21:57:12 #
She is the retired Tennis Player that sells lifted 4 wheel drive trucks with 45" tires on them.
Oct 13, 2020 11:52:26 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
this for the lovely ladies on FS br br Q. What is... (show quote)
Thanks for the laughs there badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oct 14, 2020 00:59:15 #
Thank you, I look forward to fishing stage every night. Thanks for all the laughs.
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