Blonde Jokes
Oct 11, 2020 12:11:48 #
Video Bob
Loc: Norfolk, Va
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
Lock the car door!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell that a blonde sent the fax you're looking at?
There's a stamp on it.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Why shouldn't blondes be allowed to take coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.
What's the mating call of a blonde?
“I'm Sooooo drunk!”
What's the mating call of a brunette?
“All the blondes have gone home!”
Why does a blonde keep a coat hanger under the seat of her car?
In case she locks the keys inside.
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
Clairol said that blondes have more fun. Is that true??
Yes! They're easier to find in the dark!
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Why did the blonde climb over the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why can't a blonde double a recipe?
Because the oven knob doesn't go up to 700 degrees.
What's the blonde's job in the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
How can you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write “please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear-to-ear?
A wind tunnel.
Who is the blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last years' hide-and-seek champ.
How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How do you check a blonde's I.Q?
With a tire gauge.
Why would a blonde wear her hair in a pony tail?
To hide the valve stem.
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
How can you tell that a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
By the M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Lock the car door!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell that a blonde sent the fax you're looking at?
There's a stamp on it.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Why shouldn't blondes be allowed to take coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.
What's the mating call of a blonde?
“I'm Sooooo drunk!”
What's the mating call of a brunette?
“All the blondes have gone home!”
Why does a blonde keep a coat hanger under the seat of her car?
In case she locks the keys inside.
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
Clairol said that blondes have more fun. Is that true??
Yes! They're easier to find in the dark!
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Why did the blonde climb over the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why can't a blonde double a recipe?
Because the oven knob doesn't go up to 700 degrees.
What's the blonde's job in the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
How can you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write “please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear-to-ear?
A wind tunnel.
Who is the blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last years' hide-and-seek champ.
How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How do you check a blonde's I.Q?
With a tire gauge.
Why would a blonde wear her hair in a pony tail?
To hide the valve stem.
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
How can you tell that a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
By the M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Oct 11, 2020 12:26:09 #
Video Bob wrote:
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? br Lock the ca... (show quote)
No Mercy, BTW, did you marry one?
Oct 11, 2020 12:29:33 #
Video Bob wrote:
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? br Lock the ca... (show quote)
damn VB what you got agin blondes?
Oct 11, 2020 13:47:10 #
On his grave, after the burial, there will be blond wig! Just Sayin...RJS
Oct 11, 2020 14:01:27 #
Video Bob
Loc: Norfolk, Va
Make that 3 wigs Robert. It took two before I found the right one. 15 with the 1st one, 27 with the 2nd & 20 + with the 3rd & final one. (getting to dam old to break another one in) lol
Oct 11, 2020 14:01:32 #
Where is Beth and Zoey. This might bring them out of hibernating.
Oct 11, 2020 14:03:29 #
Oct 11, 2020 15:12:45 #
Well, for ladies like Beth and Zoey, this is too low class. Just Sayin....RJS
Oct 11, 2020 15:14:54 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, for ladies like Beth and Zoey, this is too low class. Just Sayin....RJS
They are both blond and will comment on this post. Cant wait. LOL
Oct 11, 2020 15:18:57 #
Well, so far have spoken quite loudly by their absence so far. Just Sayin...RJS
Oct 11, 2020 19:13:03 #
Well if Zoe n Beth are both blondes, it might be some time before they think up a comeback. If they don't forget.lol. haven't seen em on here in awhile.??? Hope there ok.
Oct 11, 2020 19:19:11 #
Oct 12, 2020 06:57:54 #
Video Bob wrote:
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? br Lock the ca... (show quote)
Ahh yes.. The blonde jokes never get old!
(If blonde jokes get old, they'll be grey jokes.. and then they'll be about all of us... )
Oct 12, 2020 15:51:45 #
bozokarl
Loc: south central Pa
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
They're both empty from the neck up.
Oct 12, 2020 22:13:51 #
danieltrapper
Loc: colorado
The Doctor says congratulations your going to have a baby , The blonde replays God Doc I hope its mine.
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