badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

These kids were asked to write about the sea
here are some responses

Kelly,age six---This is a picture of an octopus.It has eight testicles

James,age six---Oyster balls are called pearls

Wayne,age seven---If you are surrounded by the sea,you are an island.If you don't have the sea all around you,you are incontinent

Kyle,age six---Sharks are ugly and mean,and have big teeth.Just like Emily Richardson.She's not my friend anymore.

Bill,age eight---A dolphin breathes through an asshole on top of his head

Millie,age six--My uncle goes out on his boat with pots,and comes back with crabs

Willy,age seven---When ships had sails,they used the trade winds to cross the ocean.When the wind didn't blow,the sailors whistled to make the wind come back.
My brother says they would have been better off eating beans

Helen,age six---I like mermaids,they are beautiful.I like their shiny tails.But how do they get pregnant?Like really?

Amy,age six---I'm not going to write about the sea.My baby brother is always screaming and being sick.My dad keeps shouting at my mother,and my big sister just got pregnant.
So I cant think what to write

Carl,age seven--Some fish are dangerous,jelly fish can sting you and electric eels can shock you.They live in caves under the sea,where I think they plug themselves into chargers

Kevin,age seven---When you go swimming in the sea,it's cold.It makes my willy small

Becky,age seven--Divers have to be safe when they go under the sea.they cant go down alone,so they go down on each other

July,age seven--On holiday,my mom went water skiing.She fell off when she was going too fast.She says she's not going to do it again,because water fired right up her ass
man who throws mud loses ground

a lil addendum

someone warn BF about this
If he goes watersking and falls off
he would prolly lose two major bodily functions(crappin and fornicatin)

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Some good ones there bb, but good chance these kids heard those from the parents. Ummmm

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

and beware the frumious undertoad

Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa

😁😀😃😂

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

Haha that's a good one

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Good ones ! Thx

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good ones BB, those kids will probably grow up to be Fishing Stagers.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

poor little darlins

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

You're definitely back to form BB. Good stuff here!! With the Sergeant Major lookin' out for him, BF prolly wouldn't be allowed to waterski anyway. He's kinda fragile like that!

1old timer

Gave up water skiing and started fishing

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

You still in Sac?

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

well yeah!!!