badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.



2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the idiot's name.(it is BadFisherman)



3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.



4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.



5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.



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*BONUS RULES:*



Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.





And as I get older, I realize:





#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.





#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.





#3 - I don't need anger management. People need to stop pissing me off.





#4 - My people skills are just fine. My tolerance for idiots needs work.





#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."





#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.





#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.





#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.





#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?





#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

All true BB, and I love the condom one LMAO!

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

All good! Some remind me of me🤪

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

Good stuff right there. Thanks for the laughs.

Jeremy Loc: America

They are safe if you are the husband.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good ones BB, very relatable

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Spot on there badbobby thanks for the words of wisdom.👍👍👍👍👍

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

If you are a husband and don't stray you don't need one. It's like taking a shower with a raincoat on!

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

👍👍

DoryMan Loc: Southern Maine

You know, a bunch of these are keepers! Well done, my friend.

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

As usual.

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

...,...I don't remember.