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Oct 3, 2020 17:51:16   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appeared and said
I want all the men who were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives line up in another
and all the women should report to St Peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man(Greywulff)
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired"How did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
wulffy replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE

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Oct 3, 2020 18:08:18   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appeared and said
I want all the men who were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives line up in another
and all the women should report to St Peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man(Greywulff)
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired"How did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
wulffy replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE
when all people on earth had perishedand were wait... (show quote)

Wouldn't Mrs. BB let you out'ta the house to join GreyWulff in line

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Oct 3, 2020 18:31:23   #
Egghead
 
Grey Wolf always does as he's told. Worked out good this time.

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Oct 3, 2020 18:41:04   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Wouldn't Mrs. BB let you out'ta the house to join GreyWulff in line


not only outta the house
cain't hardly get outta loungin chair LOL

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Oct 3, 2020 18:49:43   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
badbobby wrote:
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appeared and said
I want all the men who were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives line up in another
and all the women should report to St Peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man(Greywulff)
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired"How did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
wulffy replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE
when all people on earth had perishedand were wait... (show quote)


Actually, the real reason he stood there was because it was closer to the beer stand.

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Oct 3, 2020 19:13:47   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Actually, the real reason he stood there was because it was closer to the beer stand.

Yeah, there's that, too.

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Oct 4, 2020 18:02:59   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
badbobby wrote:
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appeared and said
I want all the men who were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives line up in another
and all the women should report to St Peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man(Greywulff)
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired"How did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
wulffy replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE
when all people on earth had perishedand were wait... (show quote)


Yes, I am the boss in my family, My wife says I can.

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Oct 4, 2020 18:36:05   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Yes, I am the boss in my family, My wife says I can.

Well, if she says its so, then its so. You da' man, Kerry

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Oct 4, 2020 19:16:06   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
The Man Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

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Oct 4, 2020 19:34:14   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Funny. I have an ex-wife. Shortly after we were married, I asked her if we didn't agree on something, who should get there way. Without hesitation she said, "Me."

I decided she was absolutely right. Right after I had my way one time. I moved out and got divorced. She got married again. I'm sure she's happy now having her way.

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Oct 6, 2020 19:04:28   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
🥴🥴😩😩

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Oct 6, 2020 19:12:16   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Huntm22 wrote:
🥴🥴😩😩


Those look like angry or sad faces. Don't be. I wasn't. I was thrilled to give her what she wanted. That was 18 years ago. The divorce cost me $1600. The best money I've ever spent. Women can have whatever they want. All the time. Guess what? So can I if need be.

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Oct 14, 2020 14:15:07   #
fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado
 
badbobby wrote:
when all people on earth had perishedand were waiting to enter either heaven or hell
god appeared and said
I want all the men who were heads of their family to line up in one line
the ones who were dominated by their wives line up in another
and all the women should report to St Peter
soon all the women were gone
the line of the dominated men was miles long
the line for the heads of the household had only one man(Greywulff)
god said to the long line
I created you to be the head of your household
you have not fulfilled your purpose
only one of you has obeyed my commands
learn from him
turning to the lone man ,he inquired"How did you manage
to be the only man in this line??
wulffy replied
MY WIFE SAID FOR ME TO STAND HERE
when all people on earth had perishedand were wait... (show quote)


While the man of the house is the head of the house; the woman is the neck. lol

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Nov 24, 2020 20:59:39   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Yes, I am the boss in my family, My wife says I can.


I can get a tune on my phone
(YouTube) that's highly appropriate to this thread, but can't figure out how to post it !
Can anyone here find and post
'The Man Song' ?

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Nov 24, 2020 21:05:33   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Big A wrote:
I can get a tune on my phone
(YouTube) that's highly appropriate to this thread, but can't figure out how to post it !
Can anyone here find and post
'The Man Song' ?


Here you go Big A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

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