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BF and the Sargent Major
Oct 2, 2020 11:28:25   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
The Sargent Major was disappointed with BF's Performance so she recommended that he try Viagra the next day, She asked if he wanted eggs and bacon for breakfast and BF said, " No, The Viagra kills my appetite." Then at lunchtime she asked if he wanted anything, BF once again said, " No, the Viagra kills my appetite." Then at Suppertime She asked BF if he wanted anything for supper, BF once again accredited his lack of hunger to the Viagra. This time the Sargent Major said, "Well, Let me up, I'm starved."

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Oct 2, 2020 12:29:32   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
The Sargent Major was disappointed with BF's Performance so she recommended that he try Viagra the next day, She asked if he wanted eggs and bacon for breakfast and BF said, " No, The Viagra kills my appetite." Then at lunchtime she asked if he wanted anything, BF once again said, " No, the Viagra kills my appetite." Then at Suppertime She asked BF if he wanted anything for supper, BF once again accredited his lack of hunger to the Viagra. This time the Sargent Major said, "Well, Let me up, I'm starved."
The Sargent Major was disappointed with BF's Perfo... (show quote)

The Sergeant Major would verify that nothing has ever killed my appetites.

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Oct 2, 2020 12:36:49   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The Sergeant Major would verify that nothing has ever killed my appetites.


The real Question is would she verify the rest of the story.

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Oct 2, 2020 13:00:51   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
The real Question is would she verify the rest of the story.

You did notice that I pluralized appetite(s), right

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Oct 2, 2020 13:01:54   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
BadFisherman wrote:
You did notice that I pluralized appetite(s), right


I see what you did there.

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Oct 2, 2020 13:05:46   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I see what you did there.


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Oct 2, 2020 13:09:46   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
BadFisherman wrote:


Debauchery!

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Oct 2, 2020 13:13:37   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Debauchery!

At its very finest

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Oct 2, 2020 13:14:40   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
BadFisherman wrote:
At its very finest


Go get'em Tiger!

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Oct 2, 2020 16:49:15   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Go get'em Tiger!

On occasion, I do.

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