The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

Doyle was travelling and checked into a hotel, at about 9:PM A Drunkish sounding Doyle called the front desk and said, " What time does the bar open?" The desk clerk told him it opened at noon tomorrow about two hours later a more Drunk sounding Doyle called the front desk and asked what time the Bar opened, Once again the clerk told him at noon. About two hours later a completely hammered Doyle calls the front desk and asked what Time the bar opened, this time the clerk said, "It opens at noon, But if you can't wait I can send some stuff to your room." Doyle said, "Hell son, I just want you to unlock the door on the bar and let me out!"

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Sounds like Doyle was trained by the master of imbibing, BadBobby.