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Oct 1, 2020 18:37:23   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Doyle changed the oil one day for a Priest and told the priest, " No Charge you do God's Work." The next day Doyle found a Bible on his Doorstep, Then he worked on a cops car and when he finished he said, " You protect the public No charge." The next day Doyle found a dozen Donuts on his doorstep, Then a Lawyer came in for tire alignment and when finished Doyle said, " You serve the Justice system No charge." The next day Doyle found a dozen lawyers in his parking lot waiting for Alignments.

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Oct 1, 2020 18:50:29   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
How would you align a lawyer? I have my thoughts but can’t post them!

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Oct 1, 2020 19:06:37   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Hunt the same way I would I’m sure and I can’t post it either.

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Oct 1, 2020 19:18:34   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
You probably know what they call 200,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?( I mean besides pollution!) — just a darn good start.

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Oct 1, 2020 19:30:31   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Huntm22 wrote:
How would you align a lawyer? I have my thoughts but can’t post them!


I dont know Doyle was just aligning their tires.

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Oct 1, 2020 20:12:38   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Huntm22 wrote:
You probably know what they call 200,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?( I mean besides pollution!) — just a darn good start.


I wonder how many lawyers we have on the Forum? Just wondering!

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Oct 1, 2020 20:20:27   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
flyguy wrote:
I wonder how many lawyers we have on the Forum? Just wondering!


I Would think that one would have said something by now.

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Oct 1, 2020 20:23:12   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
I apologize if you are one. Just good old humor that could be said about any profession.

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Oct 1, 2020 20:28:55   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Huntm22 wrote:
I apologize if you are one. Just good old humor that could be said about any profession.


Well, Unless a lawyer is a crook, Then they should enjoy hearing about the lawyers that give them a bad name having bad things happen to them

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Oct 2, 2020 07:53:07   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Not a lawyer but my son is

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Oct 2, 2020 10:03:30   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Doyle changed the oil one day for a Priest and told the priest, " No Charge you do God's Work." The next day Doyle found a Bible on his Doorstep, Then he worked on a cops car and when he finished he said, " You protect the public No charge." The next day Doyle found a dozen Donuts on his doorstep, Then a Lawyer came in for tire alignment and when finished Doyle said, " You serve the Justice system No charge." The next day Doyle found a dozen lawyers in his parking lot waiting for Alignments.
Doyle changed the oil one day for a Priest and tol... (show quote)

I thought he would find that he was being sued.

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Oct 2, 2020 15:28:16   #
BamaMike Loc: Alabama
 
Know the difference between a lawyer run over lying in the road and a dead skunk? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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Oct 3, 2020 02:04:06   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
I Would think that one would have said something by now.



Not a good one.

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