Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana

Please read!!!!!
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Hello Listerine! Just Sayin....RJS

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Not sure that fixes embarrassment

Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)

Very funny, didn't see that ending tha. t way

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

The end was the same, just the interesting part before. Just Sayin...RJS

Egghead

Lol, I got suckered into that. Good one.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Something similiar happened on an episode of NCIS, and one of the actors was smooching up with this girl with more equipment than he expected. Just Sayin....RJS

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

If you're ever in Thailand...............

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Yes, I have been in Thailand, but i've avoided Walking Street, in Pattia. I did go to a Rotary Meeting and met the son of Field Marshall Rommel. My wife and I donate to a mission project that helps bar girls get out of prostitution and begin earning an honest living. Just Sayin...RJS

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

This describes things quite well. Rodney Carrington sings about those little things in life that piss me off.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

biker would have a hard time living that down

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Pushed, hell ! 'It' was probably THROWN off the bridge !

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Yeah, I remember that episode;
Di Nozzo was makin' out with the suspect (who was under observation) and didn't find out
'it' was a male until after the
arrest ! His co-worker (Kaitlin
Todd) did not let him live that down for quite some time !