FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.

An educator asked about how smart the members are on the forum. She acknowledged the members knew a lot about fishing so she came up with general knowledge questions. The following questions were asked of different members:

Ghanes
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Doug Lemmon
Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Ivey
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

EasternOz
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

WVMike
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Graywullf
Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

FishDancer
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Saw1
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death

Huntm22
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow

Gordon
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Jeremy
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium
contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels: A,E,I,O, U.

Spiritof27
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

PlumBob
Q. What does “varicose” mean?
A. Nearby

Hacksaw
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent conception by wearing a condominion

Fredfish
Q. Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean section”
A. The Caesarean section is a district in Rome

Becoming quite frustrated with the answers she decided two heads are better than one.

BigA & BigDog
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor

BadBobby & BadFisherman
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. After arguing about outstanding IOUs for about ten minutes, When you are sick at the airport

Zoey and Beth
Q. What does the word “benign” mean?
A. Benign is what you be after you be eight

Finally she asked the rest of the assembled group of Stagers:

LarryM, Flyguy, E.pa.al, Flytier, Catfish Hunter, RandyHartford, Iowa Farmer, Egghead, sw460, OJdidit, CDB is Awesome, Bahmer, FourchonLa, SmokeyPig and FishfulThinking
Q. What is a turbine?

Surely this large group of scholars can come up with the correct answer!

A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head






The teacher just shakes her head in disbelief. “What a bunch of knuckleheads”. G is right after all!
Enjoy your day knuckleheads.

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Funny stuff there and a little bit for everyone. Although, I must thank you for including me in the group of scholars, even though I'm more at home with the knuckleheads.

Jeremy Loc: America

A B C's and 1 2 Threes. Pretty good FF. Cracked my Knucklehead up.....maybe need to go get my skull x-rayed now.

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

👍👍👍🐋🐳🐟🐠🦈🎣

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Well i guess that answers that question.☺☺

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Never underestimate

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

We is smart.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

The older we get

NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA

I don't get it... I didn't see one wrong answer?

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Don't know what that educators problem is, all the answers were varicose to be answered by some of the finest people on this site. Send that educator back to virtual learning.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

We uns is so quick, we can skip gettin a Masters and go righ for the Piled Higher and Deepr, thePHD! Just sayin...RJS

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Some been drinking the koolaid.

Educators that is.

Big TC Loc: Raytown, MO.

Thank God she didn't ask the ding dong anything, no telling what kid of answers she would have gotten.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Wait a minute Fishful, it's ghaynes1, not ghanes. Everyone knows mustard isn't one if the 4 seasons. It's ketchup. What a knucklehead! Funny stuff. We'uns better stick to fishin', I guess.

FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.

If you noticed G, my name was on the knucklehead list too. I blame a typo or brain f..t for the misspelling. I was probably thinking of undergarments when your name came up? BTW I prefer ketchup over mustard. At least she also called us knuckleheads so it must be true.