Doyle at a party
Sep 16, 2020 22:03:00 #
A local millionaire threw a big party, and of course Doyle was invited, Towards the end of the party the host said, "I have a 10 foot long man eating gator in my pool, and I’ll give one million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in there." Almost before he finished saying this they all heard a splash, they turned to find it was Doyle, Doyle and the alligator fought viciously, and after it was over, the alligator floated up like a dime store goldfish, and Doyle walked put of the pool, the millionaire said," I reckon I owe you a million bucks." Doyle said, "Nope." The millionaire said, " But that was the deal." Doyle said, "I dont want your money. " the millionaire said, " Then how about a new Rolls Royce? " Doyle said, " Nope, just give me the name of the Dumb@$$ that shoved me in."
Sep 16, 2020 23:14:31 #
Sep 17, 2020 04:55:24 #
Sep 17, 2020 07:37:28 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
A local millionaire threw a big party, and of cour... (show quote)
My guess it was Evangeline. She does have moments i 've heard.
Sep 17, 2020 07:54:36 #
plumbob wrote:
My guess it was Evangeline. She does have moments i 've heard.
Could have been, your right She does have a history.
Sep 17, 2020 07:57:36 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Should have taken the money and thanked person who shoved him in I vote for Billy
Sep 17, 2020 07:59:08 #
dbed wrote:
Should have taken the money and thanked person who shoved him in I vote for Billy
Billy wouldn't have done that, He would have still been trying to comprehend the thought of a ten footed gator.
Sep 17, 2020 08:17:42 #
Sep 17, 2020 08:32:10 #
dbed wrote:
Come on cdb give Billy a little credit
Have you read many Billy stories?
Sep 17, 2020 08:41:02 #
for Example
Doyle, Al and Billy were driving down the road in Doyle'sold Pick-up, Doyle and Al were in the cab, Billy was in the back. Well, While going down the river road, A deer ran out in the road, Doyle swerved to miss and went into the river, Doyle and Al surfaced without Billy, Doyle was just about to go in after him when Billy surfaced, They asked him what happened, he said, " Well, For the life of me, I couldnt get that tailgate open."
Doyle, Al and Billy were driving down the road in Doyle'sold Pick-up, Doyle and Al were in the cab, Billy was in the back. Well, While going down the river road, A deer ran out in the road, Doyle swerved to miss and went into the river, Doyle and Al surfaced without Billy, Doyle was just about to go in after him when Billy surfaced, They asked him what happened, he said, " Well, For the life of me, I couldnt get that tailgate open."
Sep 17, 2020 08:55:43 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
I Know Billy's not very bright but somebody needs to stand up for him
Sep 17, 2020 09:05:57 #
dbed wrote:
I Know Billy's not very bright but somebody needs to stand up for him
I reckon.
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