The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

1. My Girl said My snoring kept her awake last night..

She lives three blocks down.

2. I was a little terror as a kid, I Got kidnapped,

And the kidnappers had to pay my parents to take me back..

3. I went to the zoo,

and the gorilla hit on me.

4. I'm so ugly, I not only break mirrors,

But the water dries up when I look into it.

5. I Saw a wanted poster it said,

Miss Bee Haven wanted for disorderly conduct

6. I bought a prize rooster

so I can say I've got a two and half foot c___

7. I named my microwave "Out"

so I can say I work Out every morning

8. I won an all expense paid trip to Saudi Arabia, I hope it dont rain there aint much I hate worse than a

Soggy Arabia

9. Doyle to Billy, "I got a good knock knock joke, But you got to start it." Billy said, " Knock Knock."

Doyle said, " Who's there?"

10.BB walked into a car with a ships wheel sticking out the front of his britches and the bartender said, " There's a wheel in your pants." BB said, " Yeah, Its driving me nuts."

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

agatemaggot Loc: iowa

Good ones !