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Sep 15, 2020 23:30:56   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving home and as they came up behind a Jeep vehicle, it speed up to get through an amber traffic light, when an ice chest tumbled out the back of the vehicle.

Rory honked his horn, but the other diver either did not hear him, or simply ignored him and sped away. They then stopped to get the ice chest out of the middle of the road. Upon opening it there was only a bundle of rags along with a bag of melting ice in the bottom of the chest. When wrapping the rag, there in the middle was a severed big toe!

They both jumped back into their vehicle and tried to catch the jeep, but without any luck because it had a head start and they no longer could see where it had gone.

Finally, giving up, they did the only thing they could think to do, they called a tow truck!

Badda Bing! Just Sayin…RJS

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Sep 15, 2020 23:52:04   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving home and as they came up behind a Jeep vehicle, it speed up to get through an amber traffic light, when an ice chest tumbled out the back of the vehicle.

Rory honked his horn, but the other diver either did not hear him, or simply ignored him and sped away. They then stopped to get the ice chest out of the middle of the road. Upon opening it there was only a bundle of rags along with a bag of melting ice in the bottom of the chest. When wrapping the rag, there in the middle was a severed big toe!

They both jumped back into their vehicle and tried to catch the jeep, but without any luck because it had a head start and they no longer could see where it had gone.

Finally, giving up, they did the only thing they could think to do, they called a tow truck!

Badda Bing! Just Sayin…RJS
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving h... (show quote)

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Outstanding You had me all the way.

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Sep 15, 2020 23:55:09   #
Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas
 
Good one RJ, ya had me going right up to the toe truck! Lol.

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Sep 16, 2020 05:57:47   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving home and as they came up behind a Jeep vehicle, it speed up to get through an amber traffic light, when an ice chest tumbled out the back of the vehicle.

Rory honked his horn, but the other diver either did not hear him, or simply ignored him and sped away. They then stopped to get the ice chest out of the middle of the road. Upon opening it there was only a bundle of rags along with a bag of melting ice in the bottom of the chest. When wrapping the rag, there in the middle was a severed big toe!

They both jumped back into their vehicle and tried to catch the jeep, but without any luck because it had a head start and they no longer could see where it had gone.

Finally, giving up, they did the only thing they could think to do, they called a tow truck!

Badda Bing! Just Sayin…RJS
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving h... (show quote)


Got me. But a good way to be gotten.

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Sep 16, 2020 07:50:01   #
GaryH Loc: Northern Pa.
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving home and as they came up behind a Jeep vehicle, it speed up to get through an amber traffic light, when an ice chest tumbled out the back of the vehicle.

Rory honked his horn, but the other diver either did not hear him, or simply ignored him and sped away. They then stopped to get the ice chest out of the middle of the road. Upon opening it there was only a bundle of rags along with a bag of melting ice in the bottom of the chest. When wrapping the rag, there in the middle was a severed big toe!

They both jumped back into their vehicle and tried to catch the jeep, but without any luck because it had a head start and they no longer could see where it had gone.

Finally, giving up, they did the only thing they could think to do, they called a tow truck!

Badda Bing! Just Sayin…RJS
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving h... (show quote)


Got me.... That was good..

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Sep 16, 2020 08:14:34   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving home and as they came up behind a Jeep vehicle, it speed up to get through an amber traffic light, when an ice chest tumbled out the back of the vehicle.

Rory honked his horn, but the other diver either did not hear him, or simply ignored him and sped away. They then stopped to get the ice chest out of the middle of the road. Upon opening it there was only a bundle of rags along with a bag of melting ice in the bottom of the chest. When wrapping the rag, there in the middle was a severed big toe!

They both jumped back into their vehicle and tried to catch the jeep, but without any luck because it had a head start and they no longer could see where it had gone.

Finally, giving up, they did the only thing they could think to do, they called a tow truck!

Badda Bing! Just Sayin…RJS
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving h... (show quote)


Had me too. Shouldn't that be a "toe" truck?

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Sep 16, 2020 08:47:32   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Hahaha toe'd me in also. Good one Robert 🤣

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Sep 16, 2020 09:16:10   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving home and as they came up behind a Jeep vehicle, it speed up to get through an amber traffic light, when an ice chest tumbled out the back of the vehicle.

Rory honked his horn, but the other diver either did not hear him, or simply ignored him and sped away. They then stopped to get the ice chest out of the middle of the road. Upon opening it there was only a bundle of rags along with a bag of melting ice in the bottom of the chest. When wrapping the rag, there in the middle was a severed big toe!

They both jumped back into their vehicle and tried to catch the jeep, but without any luck because it had a head start and they no longer could see where it had gone.

Finally, giving up, they did the only thing they could think to do, they called a tow truck!

Badda Bing! Just Sayin…RJS
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving h... (show quote)


And here I was thinking this was a real story..

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Sep 16, 2020 13:50:10   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Guys: All trappers don't wear fur hats! Just Sayin....RJS

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Sep 16, 2020 13:55:17   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving home and as they came up behind a Jeep vehicle, it speed up to get through an amber traffic light, when an ice chest tumbled out the back of the vehicle.

Rory honked his horn, but the other diver either did not hear him, or simply ignored him and sped away. They then stopped to get the ice chest out of the middle of the road. Upon opening it there was only a bundle of rags along with a bag of melting ice in the bottom of the chest. When wrapping the rag, there in the middle was a severed big toe!

They both jumped back into their vehicle and tried to catch the jeep, but without any luck because it had a head start and they no longer could see where it had gone.

Finally, giving up, they did the only thing they could think to do, they called a tow truck!

Badda Bing! Just Sayin…RJS
Once, Anika and her step-dad, Rory, were driving h... (show quote)


I guess the intendent recipient of said toe,












Was in a real toe jam.

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Sep 16, 2020 13:58:24   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
I guess the intendent recipient of said toe,












Was in a real toe jam.


Well, Tom Dempsey was missing half a foot and held the record for the longest field goal in the NFL for many years. Maybe missing that toe toe ..lerable. Lol. These puns are getting really bad.

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Sep 16, 2020 14:05:56   #
GaryH Loc: Northern Pa.
 
GaryH wrote:
Got me.... That was good..


I guess being on the fishing forum I should have said " I fell for that hook,line and sinker"

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Sep 16, 2020 14:08:55   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Well, Tom Dempsey was missing half a foot and held the record for the longest field goal in the NFL for many years. Maybe missing that toe toe ..lerable. Lol. These puns are getting really bad.


Yea its that guy that starts off every morning with some of them that has in addiction sometimes.

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Sep 16, 2020 14:24:01   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Well, Tom Dempsey was missing half a foot and held the record for the longest field goal in the NFL for many years. Maybe missing that toe toe ..lerable. Lol. These puns are getting really bad.


Toetally

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Sep 16, 2020 14:44:49   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
Yea its that guy that starts off every morning with some of them that has in addiction sometimes.


Gotta keep the masses happy Plum. You folks count on those lame jokes. I take a couple days away and I get a bunch of PMs asking what's up with me.

You guys created the monster(me).lol

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