CDB walked into a convenience store and proceeded grabbing a single-serving meal, a single-serving drink, a single-serving toothpaste, a single-serving dessert, a single-serving everything and walk up to the counter with the items. A lovely young cashier started ringing them up, looked at the guy and asks, "Let me guess...you're single?" CDB laughingly replied, "Yeah, why would you think that?" And, she says, "Because you're really incredibly ugly."
Sadly, that reminds me of how I met my wife, the Sgt. Major.
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