God sends an E Mail to earth
Sep 8, 2020 12:47:35 #
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the mischievous behavior that was going on, so he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for some time.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said? No?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either!
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for some time.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said? No?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either!
Sep 8, 2020 14:04:14 #
I don't recall it word for word..... but, I do remember a warning about those evil Navy folk that pick on God's favorite people, the Marines.
Sep 8, 2020 14:13:12 #
NoCal Steve wrote:
I don't recall it word for word..... but, I do remember a warning about those evil Navy folk that pick on God's favorite people, the Marines.
reporting facts does not necessarily mean pickin on
BTW
do you really want these folks to know you are a Marine???
Sep 8, 2020 14:38:48 #
badbobby wrote:
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all ... (show quote)
I Got the Email, it said, " Keep up the good Work! And I bless all those good Marines" And it came with one million dollars.
If you look at it, Five percent of the world is the exact number of Marines! Coincidence?
I think not!
Sep 8, 2020 14:53:21 #
And no one noticed that the email had come from the neither parts rather than on high. and all the edges had been burnt all around. Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 8, 2020 15:45:41 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
are you sure sumbody ain't jerkin your chain CDB???I Got the Email, it said, " Keep up the good Work! And I bless all those good Marines" And it came with one million dollars.
If you look at it, Five percent of the world is the exact number of Marines! Coincidence?
I think not!
If you look at it, Five percent of the world is the exact number of Marines! Coincidence?
I think not!
that would be an astronomical number of Marines
Sep 8, 2020 15:53:02 #
badbobby wrote:
are you sure sumbody ain't jerkin your chain CDB???
that would be an astronomical number of Marines
that would be an astronomical number of Marines
Yeah, I read an old report.
Sep 8, 2020 17:14:59 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Yeah, I read an old report.
CDB
that would be approximately380,000,000 Marines
mayhaps that will seem to you to be correct???
Sep 8, 2020 17:28:07 #
badbobby wrote:
CDB
that would be approximately380,000,000 Marines
mayhaps that will seem to you to be correct???
that would be approximately380,000,000 Marines
mayhaps that will seem to you to be correct???
Like I said, I read an old report, I Didnt know how many folks was on this blue marble
Sep 8, 2020 17:57:05 #
Why worry, just make sure of your own election and then help others. Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 8, 2020 22:57:31 #
badbobby wrote:
reporting facts does not necessarily mean pickin on
BTW
do you really want these folks to know you are a Marine???
BTW
do you really want these folks to know you are a Marine???
BB.... I'm not a marine, just darn happy to be on that mailing list!
Sep 9, 2020 10:31:41 #
Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
Thanks to all service members. I for 1 don’t think of any of you as losers and suckers. I think all of you are real Americans.
Sep 9, 2020 12:10:58 #
Frank romero wrote:
Thanks to all service members. I for 1 don’t think of any of you as losers and suckers. I think all of you are real Americans.
Thank you Frank and don't worry. We're all good here. We got 8 weeks of ball busting when we were young and it sticks with you all the way to the end.
Sep 9, 2020 13:21:22 #
Frank romero
Loc: Clovis, NM
[quote=NoCal Steve]Thank you Frank and don't worry. We're all good here. We got 8 weeks of ball busting when we were young and it sticks with you all the way to the end.[/quote
You guys didn’t go to Canada or pay a doctor to say you had bone spurs.
You guys didn’t go to Canada or pay a doctor to say you had bone spurs.
Sep 9, 2020 13:45:48 #
NoCal Steve wrote:
BB.... I'm not a marine, just darn happy to be on that mailing list!
congratulations Steve
for not bein a Marine
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