bahmer iwas a good worker, social and nice, but he kept missing all company events. Eventually, his boss called him to his office demanding an explanation why bahm wouldn't be a team player and come to the events

"I'm sorry Boss," Said bahm, "I'm just so busy with all the people I already know, sometimes it seems I know everyone there is to know. Anyone famous at least."

"What do you mean?!?" Asks the boss with derision. "Who can you possibly know?"




"Name someone famous," shrugged bahm, "I'll bet you I know him."

Amused, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about... Tom Cruise? You know Tom Cruise, Dave?" He smirks.

"Oh yeah boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So bahm and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,

"bahmer! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"



Although impressed, bahm's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells bahm that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," bahm says.

"President Trump," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," bahm says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.


At the White House, Trump spots bahm on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "bahmer, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in, let's have a beer first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to bahm, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"Pope Francis," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says bahm. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

bahm and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when bahm says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour late bahm emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time he returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss's side, bahm asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the heck is that on the balcony with bahmer?'"
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