Psychiatrist vs. Bartender.....
Sep 6, 2020 21:03:24 #
Ron620DVS
Loc: Guntersville Alabama
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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender.....
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears..'
'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the
doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!
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Psychiatrist vs. Bartender.....
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears..'
'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the
doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!
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Sep 6, 2020 21:14:38 #
Sep 6, 2020 22:01:38 #
Sep 6, 2020 22:08:33 #
Well, I am sure that many barkeeps have heard a lot of folks pour out their troubles enough to have some idea what to say. Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 7, 2020 08:21:37 #
Sep 8, 2020 01:02:43 #
Well, as a Senior in college, I was delegated to attend a convention in NYC for the ROTC. One evening me and a buddy went on the town, or somewhere near Central Park a bar. I bellied up and not knowing what or how to drink, ordered a true man's drink, a double burbon. it wasn't ten seconds a honey was on my arm asking me to buy her a drink. What could a counry bumpkin like I was do, or say, but yes, honey.
Out comes a about a 4 oz bottle of champagne for 18.50, i think. I paid and found my buddy and said let's get out of here. Sheep get sheared for sure, when they have signs on them I AM A SHEEP. Just Sayin...RJS
Out comes a about a 4 oz bottle of champagne for 18.50, i think. I paid and found my buddy and said let's get out of here. Sheep get sheared for sure, when they have signs on them I AM A SHEEP. Just Sayin...RJS
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