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Sep 6, 2020 00:10:09 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Plumbob, EasternOZ and Spirit27, three of FS's finest, were working on a high cell phone tower.
While working, Plum slipped and fell to his death. As the ambulance took the body away, OZ remarked "Well, I guess someone should tell Plumjuice what happened."
Spirit said "Okay, I'm pretty good at sensitive stuff like that. I'll do it."
Two hours later, Spirit returned with a case of Budweiser beer ."Where you get that beer?" OZ asked.
"Why, Plumjuice gave it to me," Spirit replied.
"That's unbelievable! You tell her that her husband is dead and she gives you a case of beer?" Queried OZ.
Spirit replied, "Well, not exactly. When she came to the front door, I said "You must be Plum's widow."
Plumjuice insisted, "Sir, you are mistaken. I am not a widow!"
Then, Spirit explained, I said "Well, I'll bet you a case of Bud you are!"
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A Cop pulled over next to a pickup truck while CDB was dumping garbage out of the back into the ditch.
The cop asked "Why are you dumping garbage here? Don't you see that sign right above your head?"
"Yep." CDB replied. "That's why I'm dumping here. It says, "Fine for dumping garbage."
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Just in: BadBobby reports that two or three shots of Jack Daniels will reduce the risk of your giving a chit!!!
While working, Plum slipped and fell to his death. As the ambulance took the body away, OZ remarked "Well, I guess someone should tell Plumjuice what happened."
Spirit said "Okay, I'm pretty good at sensitive stuff like that. I'll do it."
Two hours later, Spirit returned with a case of Budweiser beer ."Where you get that beer?" OZ asked.
"Why, Plumjuice gave it to me," Spirit replied.
"That's unbelievable! You tell her that her husband is dead and she gives you a case of beer?" Queried OZ.
Spirit replied, "Well, not exactly. When she came to the front door, I said "You must be Plum's widow."
Plumjuice insisted, "Sir, you are mistaken. I am not a widow!"
Then, Spirit explained, I said "Well, I'll bet you a case of Bud you are!"
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A Cop pulled over next to a pickup truck while CDB was dumping garbage out of the back into the ditch.
The cop asked "Why are you dumping garbage here? Don't you see that sign right above your head?"
"Yep." CDB replied. "That's why I'm dumping here. It says, "Fine for dumping garbage."
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Just in: BadBobby reports that two or three shots of Jack Daniels will reduce the risk of your giving a chit!!!
Sep 6, 2020 00:33:37 #
Who would ever believe such salacious stories of these sterling characters? Not I! Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 6, 2020 00:37:00 #
stuco
Loc: Northern Utah - Salt Lake City
BadFisherman wrote:
Plumbob, EasternOZ and Spirit27, three of FS's fin... (show quote)
LOL, good ones for sure!
Sep 6, 2020 00:38:33 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Robert J Samples wrote:
Who would ever believe such salacious stories of these sterling characters? Not I! Just Sayin...RJS
Texans, at least those other than BadBobby, simply don't lie.
Sep 6, 2020 02:18:12 #
not what I heard
Spirit is such a smooth talker that when one of the members of his poker party went face down in his chips, the other members encouraged him, and he accepted the task, to contact the member's wife since he had such a way with words. He stood on said lady's porch and rang the house bell. She answers and he again pronounced "Are you the Widow Jones?" Well, she said, I'm Mrs. Jones but I ain't no widow.
"F**k you ain't", says Spirit.
Spirit is such a smooth talker that when one of the members of his poker party went face down in his chips, the other members encouraged him, and he accepted the task, to contact the member's wife since he had such a way with words. He stood on said lady's porch and rang the house bell. She answers and he again pronounced "Are you the Widow Jones?" Well, she said, I'm Mrs. Jones but I ain't no widow.
"F**k you ain't", says Spirit.
Sep 6, 2020 07:50:37 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Spiritof27 wrote:
not what I heard
Spirit is such a smooth talker that when one of the members of his poker party went face down in his chips, the other members encouraged him, and he accepted the task, to contact the member's wife since he had such a way with words. He stood on said lady's porch and rang the house bell. She answers and he again pronounced "Are you the Widow Jones?" Well, she said, I'm Mrs. Jones but I ain't no widow.
"F**k you ain't", says Spirit.
Spirit is such a smooth talker that when one of the members of his poker party went face down in his chips, the other members encouraged him, and he accepted the task, to contact the member's wife since he had such a way with words. He stood on said lady's porch and rang the house bell. She answers and he again pronounced "Are you the Widow Jones?" Well, she said, I'm Mrs. Jones but I ain't no widow.
"F**k you ain't", says Spirit.
Damn, you talk like a drunken Sailor.
Sep 6, 2020 12:51:22 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Plumbob, EasternOZ and Spirit27, three of FS's fin... (show quote)
To clear the air it wasn't the fall that did that plumbob guy in. It was the sudden stop.
And on another note it was Badfishermans job to break plums fall. You all don't see that mentioned do you?
Sep 6, 2020 12:55:00 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
To clear the air it wasn't the fall that did that plumbob guy in. It was the sudden stop.
And on another note it was Badfishermans job to break plums fall. You all don't see that mentioned do you?
And on another note it was Badfishermans job to break plums fall. You all don't see that mentioned do you?
I don't even recall being there.
Sep 6, 2020 13:09:10 #
BadFisherman wrote:
I don't even recall being there.
Obviously, you didn't catch or break the fall of the poor guy. Just no respect clear till his demise.
Sep 6, 2020 13:21:23 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Plumbob, EasternOZ and Spirit27, three of FS's fin... (show quote)
That cop walked away with his tail between his legs
Sep 6, 2020 13:31:02 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
Obviously, you didn't catch or break the fall of the poor guy. Just no respect clear till his demise.
Admittedly, the whole incident is a bit fuzzy in my memory.
BTW, what are you doing here, as I thoughtyou were in a state of demise.
Sep 6, 2020 13:31:55 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
That cop walked away with his tail between his legs
As he should have
Sep 6, 2020 13:32:39 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Admittedly, the whole incident is a bit fuzzy in my memory. BTW, what are you doing here, as I thought
you were in a state of demise.
BTW, what are you doing here, as I thoughtyou were in a state of demise.
plumbob has a twin. plumly, that is who has been desmised
Sep 6, 2020 13:34:13 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
plumbob has a twin. plumly, that is who has been desmised
I remain mystified.
Sep 6, 2020 13:37:54 #
BadFisherman wrote:
I remain mystified.
One smack on the back of the head and it will come about.
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