badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

wulffy goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition.

Doctor: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live."

wulffy: "Doctor, what on Earth are you saying?”, clearly shocked.

“What can I do to live at least a little longer? I don't have any family but I really want to try to get close to the good lookin widow next door.(even this close to the end)--(what a man!!)

Doctor: "Well, do you eat greasy and fried food?"
wulffy: "Yes."



Doctor: "Stop doing that."

wulffy: "If I'll live longer, sure!"

Doctor: "Do you drink sodas and eat fast food?"



wulffy: "Yes."(only hamburgers,and pizza and cokes)

Doctor: "Stop doing that."

wulffy: "If it allows me to live longer, sure."

Doctor: "Do you stay up late?"

wulffy: "Most nights."(wulffy likes sports--at( least that'ts what he tells everybody he's watchin))

Doctor: "Stop doing that."

wulffy: "Alright, done."






Doctor: "Do you have sex often?"

wulffy: "Yes. A lot."(here wulffy fibs a lil)

Doctor: "Stop doing that."

wulffy: "Well, I guess, if it means living longer."

Doctor: "Do you smoke?"

wulffy: "Yes."(wulffy figgers he's too green to burn)

Doctor: "Stop doing that."

wulffy: "If it allows me to live longer, I will."

Doctor: "Do you drink?"

wulffy: "Yes...(when bb brings the Jack)

Doctor: "Stop doing that."
wulffy: "OK Doctor, but you didn’t tell me, if I do all the things you told me to do, how much longer will I live?"

Doctor: "You'll still only live a week… but it will seem like a decade."

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Sounds like a second opinion might be required Wulffy.

But just in case i am in the will please wait a week.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

At least he didn't tell him to quit fishin.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I can clearly tell that you've got Wulffie's priorities in order...or, maybe yours.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

No way, fishing does no subtract for anyone's life. Just Sayin...RJS

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

gotta agree
plum has a heart of gold
wonder why he wants wulffy to wait a week though

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

that would be a no no
even in a joke

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Did Wulffie take it as a joke

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Wulffy has a very good sense of humor.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

With BB involved, he needs it.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

why do I feel insulted???

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Beats me, BB. Maybe a guilty conscience from pickin' on poor Wulffie

DB Ed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast ne

none of this is going to help him with the widow forget the doc and stay the course

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Sorry to say its all about the $$$$$$$$$$

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Here's an offer to make a big profit ($$$$$$$$$$): I'll sell you BB's IOUs for pennies on the dollar.