FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.

Mrs BadBobby decided to visit her son, Robert Jr and his roommate Maria. When they were all having dinner together Mrs BadBobby noticed how attractive Maria was. Robert Jr saw his Mom checking out Maria and to reassure her he said “I know what you are thinking Mom but there is nothing going on between me and Maria. We just share the apartment”. Mrs BadBobby responds “I know dear, you have told me that before”.

The day after Mrs BadBobby leaves Maria asks Jr “I can’t find the silver sugar bowl. Do you think your Mom took it?” Jr responds “I don’t know, but I will write her an email about it.” The email read:

Dear Mother,

I’m not saying you did take the silver sugar bowl and I’m not saying you did not take the silver sugar bowl. But the fact remains the sugar bowl has been missing since you left our apartment after dinner.

Your loving son,
Robert Jr.

Several days later he received her reply:

My Dearest Robert Jr,

I’m not saying you are sleeping with Maria and I’m not saying you aren’t sleeping with Maria but the fact remains if Maria was sleeping in her own bed she would have found where I put it.

Your loving Mother.


And all this time we all thought BadBobby thought up all this tricky, clever stuff all on his own. Little did we know he had coaching from the Mrs.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

That has happened before but not with the silver!

DB Ed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast ne

bb should have taught jr not to lie to momma they always know