FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.

YesterdayBigDog was at his local Kroger’s buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for his loyal pet, Jake, the wonder dog. He was in the checkout line when a woman behind asked him if he had a dog. What did she think he had...an elephant?

Being retired with little to do, on impulse he told her no, he did not have a dog but he was starting the Purina Dog Chow diet again. He told heR he probably shouldn’t because the last time he ended up in the hospital with tubes coming out of all his offices and IVs in both arms but he told her it was a perfect diet and he had lost 50 pounds the last time. The way it works is to load up your pants pockets with nuggets and when you get hungry you simply eat one or two to tide you over. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and he was going to try it again. The woman was horrified and the rest of the customers in line had overheard the conversation and were listening intently. She asked if he had ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned him. BigDog told her no, he stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and got hit by a car. The guy behind her laughed so hard he almost had a heart attack. What a scene he created.

They won’t let BigDog in Kroger’s anymore.

It just goes to show how much trouble old, lying fisherman can cause.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Im not lying. Im laughing. Good one

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

And the beat goes on.

LOL

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good one!

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

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Barry Turner Loc: Athens Georgia

LMAO on that one! Whoof whoof !!

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good one FT