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Aug 5, 2020 13:13:46   #
MadPole Loc: Woodstock Ga
 
A religious missionary was sent to study the plains indian tribe. When she spies the Chief who wears 42 feathers in his headdress....She asks...Chief, why do you wear 42 feathers in your headdress? "Me make love to 42 Squaws!" He replied.
Oh how hostile...She bristled....
Hoss style, Dog style, any style ...He answered.
She said Oh Dear!!!
He said "No Deer... Too tall...Run too fast!

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Aug 5, 2020 13:31:38   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
MadPole wrote:
A religious missionary was sent to study the plains indian tribe. When she spies the Chief who wears 42 feathers in his headdress....She asks...Chief, why do you wear 42 feathers in your headdress? "Me make love to 42 Squaws!" He replied.
Oh how hostile...She bristled....
Hoss style, Dog style, any style ...He answered.
She said Oh Dear!!!
He said "No Deer... Too tall...Run too fast!


At least the Chief has some standards. Lol.

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Aug 5, 2020 14:36:36   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
Good one Madpole👍👍

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Aug 5, 2020 15:11:09   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
MadPole wrote:
A religious missionary was sent to study the plains indian tribe. When she spies the Chief who wears 42 feathers in his headdress....She asks...Chief, why do you wear 42 feathers in your headdress? "Me make love to 42 Squaws!" He replied.
Oh how hostile...She bristled....
Hoss style, Dog style, any style ...He answered.
She said Oh Dear!!!
He said "No Deer... Too tall...Run too fast!




Jackrabbit long ears and short legs probably hard to catch.

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Aug 5, 2020 18:34:12   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Moving right along - next thing a turtle will be brought up.

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Aug 5, 2020 18:44:40   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Huntm22 wrote:
Moving right along - next thing a turtle will be brought up.


LOL

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Aug 5, 2020 19:28:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
MadPole wrote:
A religious missionary was sent to study the plains indian tribe. When she spies the Chief who wears 42 feathers in his headdress....She asks...Chief, why do you wear 42 feathers in your headdress? "Me make love to 42 Squaws!" He replied.
Oh how hostile...She bristled....
Hoss style, Dog style, any style ...He answered.
She said Oh Dear!!!
He said "No Deer... Too tall...Run too fast!


And how many times did chief 42 kill the rabbit?

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Aug 5, 2020 19:57:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
And how many times did chief 42 kill the rabbit?


No clue

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Aug 6, 2020 09:42:53   #
Bog Irish
 
plumbob wrote:
And how many times did chief 42 kill the rabbit?


Just barely kept up with Elmer Fudd!

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