Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Figured I should just post this
one here in the Attic, as this is where it would undoubtedly
wind up, anyway !

Father Michael walks by
Johnny's house on Friday
morning and notices the boy sitting on the curb, crushing
ants under his thumb and muttering - "God-damn ants !
God-damn ants ! He walks up to Johnny and asks him why he's doing that, to which the boy replies - " Because they're friggin' useless !" Father Michael tells Johnny that God doesn't make anything that is useless; if he
can think of three things that
are truly useless by Monday morning, then he won't bother
him again !
Monday morning, the priest
again sees Johnny on the
curb, still crushing ants ! - "Well, Johnny, did you come up with three things that are completely
useless ?" - "I sure did, Father !" -
"Oh ? And what might they be ?" -
"Balls on a priest, teats on a nun, and these God-damn
ants !"
(Just sayin' !)

Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

That's funny.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Why, thank you, young sir ! Any and all compliments are greatly
appreciated !

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Father Michael was speaking to his flock after Mass had let out and Mrs. Sullivan came over with her 6 year old daughter Molly. "Show Father Michael what you've learned to do" says the mom. So young Molly goes into a handstand and balances on her head and of course the skirt of her dress drops down over her face. Just then Sister Colleen and Sister Kathleen walk out of the church. "Oh dear Lord," says Sister Kathleen. "Look what the Father is givin for penance today, and me without any knickers."

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

AMEN Brother A!!