A Marine and a Sailor
Jul 30, 2020 20:18:12 #
I’ve finally found a way to support our great Marines:
One day BF was cruising down the road. He was minding his own business reminiscing about the greatness of the Marines. BB pulled out and hit BF head on. It was a horrible scene, both cars were demolished. BF climbs out his window and ambled over to help BB out of his wreck. He yelled, “ya durn squid what were you doing anyhow.” BB had no explanation. Being a composed Marine BF said, “look our cars are totaled maybe we should drop our differences as see this as a good omen.” BB agreed with BF. So BF said I got a bottle of Jack in the trunk why don’t we celebrate. So after getting the bottle he said, “I don’t have any glasses so here BB, you drink your half first and I’ll wait for mine. So BB downed half of the Jack and handed it back to BF. BF put the cap back on and stood there. BB said, “aren’t you gonna drink your half?” BF replied, “Not now, maybe after the cops get here!”
One day BF was cruising down the road. He was minding his own business reminiscing about the greatness of the Marines. BB pulled out and hit BF head on. It was a horrible scene, both cars were demolished. BF climbs out his window and ambled over to help BB out of his wreck. He yelled, “ya durn squid what were you doing anyhow.” BB had no explanation. Being a composed Marine BF said, “look our cars are totaled maybe we should drop our differences as see this as a good omen.” BB agreed with BF. So BF said I got a bottle of Jack in the trunk why don’t we celebrate. So after getting the bottle he said, “I don’t have any glasses so here BB, you drink your half first and I’ll wait for mine. So BB downed half of the Jack and handed it back to BF. BF put the cap back on and stood there. BB said, “aren’t you gonna drink your half?” BF replied, “Not now, maybe after the cops get here!”
Jul 30, 2020 20:41:53 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
HosChap wrote:
I’ve finally found a way to support our great Mari... (show quote)
Damn, HosChap, you nailed it
It's almost like you were there 
Adapt, improvise...overcome.
Jul 31, 2020 18:05:20 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Damn, HosChap, you nailed it It's almost like you were there
Adapt, improvise...overcome.
It's almost like you were there Adapt, improvise...overcome.
Oh, you bad ! YOU BAD !
DANGED GYRENE !
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