BB, BF and Heaven
Jul 28, 2020 17:09:32 #
It seems like Bad Fisherman has been getting inordinate grief from his nemesis lately. I have a special respect for Marines and thought I should help him out.
Bad Fisherman passed to his great reward and found himself at the Pearly gates. St Peter greeted him with a Semper Fi and welcomed him in. Immediately BF noticed PlumBob walking along with an ugly woman on his arm. BF asked St Peter why that was so. St Peter said, “Well in his life PB did a few things he shouldn’t have. So now he has to walk around like that.“ Soon BF noticed Wulfy walking around with a woman so repulsive she even had an odor to her. BF asked again why? St Peter said, “when Wulfy was alive he did something’s he shouldn’t have, and so that is his punishment!” Pretty soon BF noticed BadBobby walking toward him. Then He noticed, on his arm was Raquel Welch in all her glory. She was gorgeous beyond belief. BF asked St Peter, what‘s that all about, that durn squid, with a woman like that? St Peter replied, just like before, “in life Raquel did some terrible things...”
Bad Fisherman passed to his great reward and found himself at the Pearly gates. St Peter greeted him with a Semper Fi and welcomed him in. Immediately BF noticed PlumBob walking along with an ugly woman on his arm. BF asked St Peter why that was so. St Peter said, “Well in his life PB did a few things he shouldn’t have. So now he has to walk around like that.“ Soon BF noticed Wulfy walking around with a woman so repulsive she even had an odor to her. BF asked again why? St Peter said, “when Wulfy was alive he did something’s he shouldn’t have, and so that is his punishment!” Pretty soon BF noticed BadBobby walking toward him. Then He noticed, on his arm was Raquel Welch in all her glory. She was gorgeous beyond belief. BF asked St Peter, what‘s that all about, that durn squid, with a woman like that? St Peter replied, just like before, “in life Raquel did some terrible things...”
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Jul 28, 2020 19:33:40 #
HosChap wrote:
It seems like Bad Fisherman has been getting inord... (show quote)
LOL
You been holding out on us.
Jul 28, 2020 19:57:22 #
HosChap wrote:
It seems like Bad Fisherman has been getting inord... (show quote)
The Hot seat is now occupied with a new attendant.
Nice knowing you H C. bb has a sound memory. Then again he is probably napping right now.
Jul 29, 2020 14:44:07 #
HosChap wrote:
It seems like Bad Fisherman has been getting inord... (show quote)
and ain't I glad she did
for God sakes
don't tell Mama
Jul 31, 2020 09:50:02 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
HosChap wrote:
It seems like Bad Fisherman has been getting inord... (show quote)
There is no doubt in my mind that Raquel learned to regret her terrible actions.
Jul 31, 2020 09:51:47 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
and ain't I glad she did
for God sakes
don't tell Mama
for God sakes
don't tell Mama
The next time I run into the lovely Mrs. BB, it might accidentally slip out.
Jul 31, 2020 11:28:55 #
BadFisherman wrote:
The next time I run into the lovely Mrs. BB, it might accidentally slip out.
I wouldn't venture too close to her BF
I have convinced her that just as soon as you pay off them IOUs
that she will get that fur coat
Jul 31, 2020 14:10:44 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I wouldn't venture too close to her BF
I have convinced her that just as soon as you pay off them IOUs
that she will get that fur coat
I have convinced her that just as soon as you pay off them IOUs
that she will get that fur coat
After all these years, I suspect she's wise to your B.S., Ol' Feller.
Jul 31, 2020 16:32:53 #
badbobby wrote:
I wouldn't venture too close to her BF
I have convinced her that just as soon as you pay off them IOUs
that she will get that fur coat
I have convinced her that just as soon as you pay off them IOUs
that she will get that fur coat
Fur Coat? Oh my, hope PITA is not on here.
Jul 31, 2020 16:49:58 #
plumbob wrote:
Fur Coat? Oh my, hope PITA is not on here.
Thst is what my better half calls me sometimes
P
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T
A
LOL
Jul 31, 2020 16:57:37 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Thst is what my better half calls me sometimes
P
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T
A
LOL
P
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A
LOL
yea like Person Eating Tasty Animals. Keeping it clean Oz
Jul 31, 2020 17:08:47 #
plumbob wrote:
yea like Person Eating Tasty Animals. Keeping it clean Oz
Mine will not eat fish
Crappie
Catfish
Wipers
But she eats tuna out of the can or foil packs.
Says to only reason she eats it is the amount of mayonnaise she adds.
Makes me sick.
Jul 31, 2020 19:14:52 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Mine will not eat fish
Crappie
Catfish
Wipers
But she eats tuna out of the can or foil packs.
Says to only reason she eats it is the amount of mayonnaise she adds.
Makes me sick.
Crappie
Catfish
Wipers
But she eats tuna out of the can or foil packs.
Says to only reason she eats it is the amount of mayonnaise she adds.
Makes me sick.
Mayonnaise? Is that a Kansas thing? Hope plumjuice doesn't get wind of that.
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