badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

a policeman was interrogating Katrinagirl,Zoey and Weekend Hooker who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows Kat a picture for 5 seconds, then hides it.


"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

Kat answers: "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his PROFILE.



Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at Zoey and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
Zoey giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated by this point, he shows the picture to
WH and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

WH looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it - it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," WF replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!"


forgive me ladies
the Devil made me do it

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Gonna be warm when they get through roasting U.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

And he will probably talk with a high squeeky voice from now on.

DeeH Loc: Kansas City Metro

Roasting you on a slow cooking fire

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Oh my friend, I will throw myself under the bus to save you. If that trio organizes and gets out pitchforks and torches though, you will be in knee deep peanut butter.

It was funny though.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

2 out of the 3 couldn't handle the blonde jokes, you might as well hide now bb.

They will be after you now. Your sweet status may be soured out.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Facts is facts!

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Good joke. The responses may be even better. C'mon ladies.

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

You’re in deep 💩 now bb. Can’t wait for the response. 😂🤣😂🤣

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

heck Fish
I'm beginning to wonder if any of the three beautiful ladies
even read my posts

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

I think they are plotting something big. They’re going to show up on your door step. You better batten down the hatches. Lol

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

You're in for it now Badbobby, me and BF can't hold a candle to what's headed your way. 👍👍😃

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

I'm eagerly awaiting word from the lovely trio
BTW
my survival gear is all packed
and I know a quick way to the hills

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Apparently not, as you're still breathing well enough to post.