Going to the track
Jul 22, 2020 15:23:39 #
Blindman
Loc: Wisconsin
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a fieldtrip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to directthe flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"Youmust be in the 5th grade.”
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."
Mike
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to directthe flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"Youmust be in the 5th grade.”
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."
Mike
Jul 22, 2020 15:33:16 #
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Jul 22, 2020 18:27:16 #
Yes, and perhaps he could have given her a winning tip on what horse in what race to bet on. Just Sayin...RJS
Jul 22, 2020 19:34:48 #
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Jul 23, 2020 09:27:31 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
Yes, and perhaps he could have given her a winning tip on what horse in what race to bet on. Just Sayin...RJS
After his roll in the hay, the leper (noticing his dimnished member), told the Madam: "Keep the tip". Keep those stories comin'!
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