a few more words
Jul 22, 2020 11:31:34 #
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing
me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so
happy, because I live at number 71. So it's
not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's even on the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old
enough to know your way around, you're
not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so
happy, because I live at number 71. So it's
not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's even on the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old
enough to know your way around, you're
not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Jul 22, 2020 11:53:22 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing... (show quote)
All are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jul 22, 2020 11:58:21 #
Jul 22, 2020 12:26:00 #
Jul 22, 2020 15:55:11 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
That's a dandy list, BB
You are becoming a master of the cut 'n paste.
You are becoming a master of the cut 'n paste.
Jul 22, 2020 17:11:07 #
BadFisherman wrote:
That's a dandy list, BB
You are becoming a master of the cut 'n paste.
You are becoming a master of the cut 'n paste.
well you taught me
Jul 22, 2020 17:16:32 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well you taught me
You've done very well, Grasshopper Jul 23, 2020 07:59:47 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
badbobby wrote:
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing... (show quote)
Jul 23, 2020 11:19:49 #
Jul 23, 2020 11:27:18 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Aww Bd
Go ahead and say it
I can take it
Go ahead and say it
I can take it
The Big Dog is at a loss of words for you, BB.
Jul 23, 2020 11:31:36 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
BadFisherman wrote:
The Big Dog is at a loss of words for you, BB.
Throughly
Though I do like the message on the answering machine.🤪
Jul 23, 2020 14:00:23 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
Throughly
Though I do like the message on the answering machine.🤪
Though I do like the message on the answering machine.🤪
Care to share, Big dog
Jul 23, 2020 15:26:32 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
BadFisherman wrote:
Care to share, Big dog
I’m not available right now but thank you for caring enough to call so please leave a message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. I’m making some changes in my life but I’ll get back to you later, unless you are one of those changes.🤪
Jul 23, 2020 16:09:39 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
I’m not available right now but thank you for caring enough to call so please leave a message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. I’m making some changes in my life but I’ll get back to you later, unless you are one of those changes.🤪
Well, I asked. Jul 23, 2020 16:10:09 #
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