rambling
Jul 12, 2020 10:37:52 #
Little plumbob skipped school
And since his house was close to the school ,the teacher decided to visit plum's parents after school was out
His grand dad was the only adult at home,and when he saw the teacher coming he told plum to hide ,and he would tell her plum wasn't home
Littleplum said "No Gramps,you go hide.I told her I was attending your funeral"
man went to the doctor,he gave me two months to live.
man shot him.
the Judge gave man thirty years
CD as a Police recruit was asked during an oral exam;"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother"?
CD replied;"I'd call for backup".
Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right"
never spent any time dealing with customers
A black widow spider was found in a container of grapes
Just another reason not to go vegan
you don't find spiders in racks of bacon--I love bacon
tried to start a garden once
but couldn't find any bacon seed
Scientists have discovered that people will believe most anything
if scientists say they have discovered it
Thi is how evolution started
two fish emerge from the water
the one behind says
"Don't walk away from me"
and wulffy never caught up
A naked woman robbed a bank
no one could remember her face
Someone stole the toilet seats at the police station
the cops have nothing to go on
Oz says to wife"I had to show my gray chest hair to get my pension
Wife to Oz"you should have showed them your privates,
you would have got disability"
My dog was licking his privates
my friend Big A said"Boy,I wish I could do that"
I said "well,you probably could,but you would have to pet him first'
Jeremy said,When I was young I could climb mountains
now I have to hold on to something when I fart
And since his house was close to the school ,the teacher decided to visit plum's parents after school was out
His grand dad was the only adult at home,and when he saw the teacher coming he told plum to hide ,and he would tell her plum wasn't home
Littleplum said "No Gramps,you go hide.I told her I was attending your funeral"
man went to the doctor,he gave me two months to live.
man shot him.
the Judge gave man thirty years
CD as a Police recruit was asked during an oral exam;"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother"?
CD replied;"I'd call for backup".
Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right"
never spent any time dealing with customers
A black widow spider was found in a container of grapes
Just another reason not to go vegan
you don't find spiders in racks of bacon--I love bacon
tried to start a garden once
but couldn't find any bacon seed
Scientists have discovered that people will believe most anything
if scientists say they have discovered it
Thi is how evolution started
two fish emerge from the water
the one behind says
"Don't walk away from me"
and wulffy never caught up
A naked woman robbed a bank
no one could remember her face
Someone stole the toilet seats at the police station
the cops have nothing to go on
Oz says to wife"I had to show my gray chest hair to get my pension
Wife to Oz"you should have showed them your privates,
you would have got disability"
My dog was licking his privates
my friend Big A said"Boy,I wish I could do that"
I said "well,you probably could,but you would have to pet him first'
Jeremy said,When I was young I could climb mountains
now I have to hold on to something when I fart
Jul 12, 2020 10:43:16 #
Jul 12, 2020 10:44:35 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
Little plumbob skipped school br And since his hou... (show quote)
All good there badbobby I don't know where you come up with these but they are good. Thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jul 12, 2020 14:04:22 #
badbobby wrote:
Little plumbob skipped school br And since his hou... (show quote)
bb you didn't know pop pop was my mentor. Taught me all those tricks.
Jul 12, 2020 14:49:21 #
plumbob wrote:
bb you didn't know pop pop was my mentor. Taught me all those tricks.
and you learned
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