Good morning 7/5/20
Jul 5, 2020 04:52:07 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
4:45 am Get up knuckleheads. 90 degrees here again today. Typical summer weather in TN. Got the day off. I'm going to do very little today. My one day off.
Thought for the day - Better to remain silent and have people think you are an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it.
"The more I get to know people, the more I like my dog."- Mark Twain.
Have a good one angling clones.
Thought for the day - Better to remain silent and have people think you are an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it.
"The more I get to know people, the more I like my dog."- Mark Twain.
Have a good one angling clones.
Jul 5, 2020 07:14:52 #
Jul 5, 2020 07:18:23 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
4:45 am Get up knuckleheads. 90 degrees here again today. Typical summer weather in TN. Got the day off. I'm going to do very little today. My one day off.
Thought for the day - Better to remain silent and have people think you are an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it.
"The more I get to know people, the more I like my dog."- Mark Twain.
Have a good one angling clones.
Thought for the day - Better to remain silent and have people think you are an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it.
"The more I get to know people, the more I like my dog."- Mark Twain.
Have a good one angling clones.
Good Mornin' G Man, and a Good Mornin' to everyone else on the Stage. Same ol' weather, 69* now, in the 90's later. No rain, we need it. Have a good one guys.
Jul 5, 2020 07:20:28 #
DeeH wrote:
Good Morning to all
Well,,,,,,,,,,,,, Good Mornin' Dee. Welcome to the Forum, you must be OZ's neighbor.
Jul 5, 2020 07:20:29 #
E.pa.al
Loc: Martin's Creek
Good morning g & everyone,90 & humid here today and all week.no rain in forecast very dry
Had boys out yesterday,cought a bunch of dinks
Be safe all,please check on elders
Had boys out yesterday,cought a bunch of dinks
Be safe all,please check on elders
Jul 5, 2020 07:28:03 #
Jul 5, 2020 07:41:27 #
Air temp was mid 70's again at 4:30 here in N C and yesterday was brutal enough. Water temp darn near 80. Tomorrow is another day, even the fish looking for a cool spot.
Jul 5, 2020 08:19:24 #
Jul 5, 2020 09:03:04 #
Good post holiday morning to all. 74* now but heading onto the 90s by noon. Yesterday was awesome with a high of 85 and no humidity. Don't know how that happened. Three h's today, hazy hot and humid.
Jul 5, 2020 09:30:40 #
Good morning everyone, been mid 70s all night, heading to 90. Some rain forecast all next week, we'll see. Keep cool
Jul 5, 2020 09:35:29 #
Jul 5, 2020 10:55:07 #
One day a woman approached her parish priest for advice. “Father, I have two female parrots at home. I’m so distraught I don’t know what to do. They say such horrible things!“ “What do they say?“ the priest asks. “Well, much of it shouldn’t be repeated, but to give you the idea, they say things like: ‘Hey, we’re hot and freaky girls, wanna play with us?’.“
The priest thinks about this a moment and answers, “I also have two talking parrots, but mine recite prayers and read scriptures most of the day. Perhaps if we put all of them in a cage together, my parrots can teach yours not to say such awful things.“
So the next day the lady brings her parrots to the priest, and all four parrots are put into a cage together. Within minutes the two female parrots say ‘Hey, we’re hot and freaky girls, wanna play with us?’
The priest’s parrots slowly lift their heads up from their prayer books. One looks at the other and says “Put the book away brother, our prayers have been answered!“
The priest thinks about this a moment and answers, “I also have two talking parrots, but mine recite prayers and read scriptures most of the day. Perhaps if we put all of them in a cage together, my parrots can teach yours not to say such awful things.“
So the next day the lady brings her parrots to the priest, and all four parrots are put into a cage together. Within minutes the two female parrots say ‘Hey, we’re hot and freaky girls, wanna play with us?’
The priest’s parrots slowly lift their heads up from their prayer books. One looks at the other and says “Put the book away brother, our prayers have been answered!“
Jul 5, 2020 10:55:47 #
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. “Grandpa pay the man.”
“Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. “Grandpa pay the man.”
Jul 5, 2020 11:27:38 #
Jul 5, 2020 13:19:49 #
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