This is Dr. Chip and I don’t know Bad Bobby but I’m sure I’d like him and since he is used in many many topics I thought I’d add to the flay?? Hopefully, when we gather at the Meet & Greet May 2021 I can shake his hand and “apologize” if necessary, sooo here goes:

We all know that Game Wardens from Texas have all the powers of State Police from watching Lone Star Law.

One morning recently Bad Bobby was turkey hunting and being the expert he is had called a large group of Jakes within about 10 feet of where he was standing. There were no legal Tom’s and he was frustrated so just as he opened his mouth to shush the birds away a coyote rushed out of the brush on the opposite side scaring the Jakes into flight and amazingly the largest Jake flew right into Bad Bobby’s arms. Being quick as the weasel he is he caught the bird and immediately stuffed him into the gunny sack he always carries to tote His prey out of the woods. He couldn’t wait driving to the parking lot of the coffee shop where we all gather to exchange important information. He got out of his truck,grabbed the bird and said “Boys look what I caught while turkey hunting this morning.” Someone asked “whats ya gonna do with him Bobby?” Bad Bobby said “I’m going to break his wings, break his legs, and wring his neck then take him home to Ms. Bad Bobby and have her clean him and we’ll roast him for Thanksgiving?” Just then a pick up drove up and someone said “OH the Game Warden.” He marched up to Bobby and said “ Bobby what are you going to do with that young Jake and before you answer I’m going to do to you exactly what you do to that bird.” With a sly smile on his face Bobby started to say and the Game Warden said “be careful because I’m going to do to you just EXACTLY what you do to that Jake.” Bad Bobby said “ I was just telling all these boys and they are all my witnesses that just before I set him loose that I was going to pat his head, rub his belly, and KISS his ass?”
The silence was deafening as he loaded into his truck and drove off!!!!!

This is Dr. Chip and I don’t know Bad Bobby but I’m sure I’d like him and since he is used in many many topics I thought I’d add to the flay?? Hopefully, when we gather at the Meet & Greet May 2021 I can shake his hand and “apologize” if necessary, sooo here goes:

We all know that Game Wardens from Texas have all the powers of State Police from watching Lone Star Law.

One morning recently Bad Bobby was turkey hunting and being the expert he is had called a large group of Jakes within about 10 feet of where he was standing. There were no legal Tom’s and he was frustrated so just as he opened his mouth to shush the birds away a coyote rushed out of the brush on the opposite side scaring the Jakes into flight and amazingly the largest Jake flew right into Bad Bobby’s arms. Being quick as the weasel he is he caught the bird and immediately stuffed him into the gunny sack he always carries to tote His prey out of the woods. He couldn’t wait driving to the parking lot of the coffee shop where we all gather to exchange important information. He got out of his truck, grabbed the bird and said “Boys look what I caught while turkey hunting this morning.” Someone asked “what's ya gonna do with him Bobby?” Bad Bobby said “I’m going to break his wings, break his legs, and wring his neck then take him home to Ms. Bad Bobby and have her clean him and we’ll roast him for Thanksgiving?” Just then a pick up drove up and someone said “OH the Game Warden.” He marched up to Bobby and said “ Bobby what are you going to do with that young Jake and before you answer I’m going to do to you exactly what you do to that bird.” With a sly smile on his face Bobby started to say and the Game Warden said “be careful because I’m going to do to you just EXACTLY what you do to that Jake.” Bad Bobby said “ I was just telling all these boys and they are all my witnesses that just before I set him loose that I was going to pat his head, rub his belly, and KISS his ass?”
The silence was deafening as he loaded into his truck and drove off!!!!!