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A Man's Version of The Garden Of Eden...
May 14, 2020 19:40:07   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

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May 14, 2020 20:05:50   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)


Yeah, Thanks a lot Adam !

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May 14, 2020 21:18:51   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)


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May 14, 2020 21:56:20   #
DB Ed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast ne
 
Ya got what you pay for

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May 15, 2020 10:27:00   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
saw1 wrote:
Yeah, Thanks a lot Adam !


Lynny laughed at your reply. šŸ˜‚

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May 15, 2020 11:07:02   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Love it Bf

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May 15, 2020 11:39:51   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
saw1 wrote:
Yeah, Thanks a lot Adam !


Mornin Saw. For some reason Iā€™m not getting anything from here on my phone or iPad in my mail box. I had to go back to old posts to get on here. Just so you know. You got my phone number šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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Sep 9, 2020 12:19:49   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
So GOD does have a sense of humor.

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