A Man's Version of The Garden Of Eden...
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
saw1
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BadFisherman wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (
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Yeah, Thanks a lot Adam !
saw1 wrote:
Yeah, Thanks a lot Adam !
Lynny laughed at your reply. š
saw1 wrote:
Yeah, Thanks a lot Adam !
Mornin Saw. For some reason Iām not getting anything from here on my phone or iPad in my mail box. I had to go back to old posts to get on here. Just so you know. You got my phone number š¤·āāļø
So GOD does have a sense of humor.
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