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May 10, 2020 22:04:43   #
Ron620DVS Loc: Guntersville Alabama
 
----- The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE


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May 10, 2020 22:23:58   #
Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa
 
A lotta truth in all of those.

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May 10, 2020 22:56:42   #
Ron620DVS Loc: Guntersville Alabama
 
Iowa Farmer wrote:
A lotta truth in all of those.


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How the Pheasant population been the last three years?

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May 10, 2020 23:11:23   #
Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa
 
Ron620DVS wrote:
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How the Pheasant population been the last three years?


Pheasant population is starting to come back, a little. While planting this spring I've seen fair numbers, but nothing like there was 30 or 40 years ago. I remember driving down a quarter mile lane to where we hunted opening morning and seeing over 100 roosting in the trees. CRP program has really helped comeback. I have also seen a large increase in the number of quail in our area.

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May 11, 2020 01:13:10   #
Egghead
 
Ron620DVS wrote:
----- The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE


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This is dead on Ron thanks for laugh before bed.lol

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May 11, 2020 12:13:58   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Ron620DVS wrote:
----- The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE


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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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May 11, 2020 12:33:37   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Ron620DVS wrote:
----- The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE


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Even the wife laughed at there Ron. Thanks.

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May 11, 2020 14:16:30   #
wardcarr Loc: Western North Carolina
 
What a Hoot.

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May 11, 2020 15:10:14   #
ZoeyC2000 Loc: Charlotte, N.C.
 
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.

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May 11, 2020 15:20:40   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.


OUCH! Having a rough day Z?

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May 11, 2020 19:05:21   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.
Our numbers are dwindling Z, "Finders Keepers"๐Ÿ‘

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May 11, 2020 21:14:39   #
Egghead
 
Oh come on Z, I'm sensitive kinda, well sorta.and I care about my wife having dinner on time. And I'm so good looking I even excite myself.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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May 11, 2020 21:30:06   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.


Good one Z. But donโ€™t worry, your Prince Charming is out there. Heโ€™ll show up when youโ€™re least expecting it.

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May 11, 2020 22:36:10   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.

If Iโ€™m reading this right. Correct me if Iโ€™m wrong. If itโ€™s so hard for a woman to find this kinda man. Itโ€™s BECAUSE they already have a BOY FRIEND??? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ+๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ????

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May 11, 2020 22:51:28   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
DozerDave wrote:
If Iโ€™m reading this right. Correct me if Iโ€™m wrong. If itโ€™s so hard for a woman to find this kinda man. Itโ€™s BECAUSE they already have a BOY FRIEND??? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ+๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ????


That's why I said ouch (all the good ones are gay?)

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