----- The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.
#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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A lotta truth in all of those.
Iowa Farmer wrote:
A lotta truth in all of those.
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How the Pheasant population been the last three years?
Ron620DVS wrote:
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How the Pheasant population been the last three years?
Pheasant population is starting to come back, a little. While planting this spring I've seen fair numbers, but nothing like there was 30 or 40 years ago. I remember driving down a quarter mile lane to where we hunted opening morning and seeing over 100 roosting in the trees. CRP program has really helped comeback. I have also seen a large increase in the number of quail in our area.
Ron620DVS wrote:
----- The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.
#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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This is dead on Ron thanks for laugh before bed.lol
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Ron620DVS wrote:
----- The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.
#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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Even the wife laughed at there Ron. Thanks.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
OUCH! Having a rough day Z?
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
Our numbers are dwindling Z, "Finders Keepers"๐
Oh come on Z, I'm sensitive kinda, well sorta.and I care about my wife having dinner on time. And I'm so good looking I even excite myself.๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
Good one Z. But donโt worry, your Prince Charming is out there. Heโll show up when youโre least expecting it.
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
If Iโm reading this right. Correct me if Iโm wrong. If itโs so hard for a woman to find this kinda man. Itโs BECAUSE they already have a BOY FRIEND??? ๐จโ๐ผ+๐จโ๐ผ????
DozerDave wrote:
If Iโm reading this right. Correct me if Iโm wrong. If itโs so hard for a woman to find this kinda man. Itโs BECAUSE they already have a BOY FRIEND??? ๐จโ๐ผ+๐จโ๐ผ????
That's why I said ouch (all the good ones are gay?)
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