Your yearly dementia test for all you oldtimers on here.
May 9, 2020 16:09:30 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
I passed with FLYING colors. Skinner
Me Too, 100%... Don D.😜
Your Yearly Dementia Test!
Only 4 questions this year.
Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you will lose it!!! Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it's too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've answered.
OK, RELAX. Clear your mind and begin
#1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'Bread'. If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else and try not to hurt yourself. If you said 'bread', go to Question #2.
# 2. Say 'silk' ten times. Now spell 'silk'. What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature, such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.
# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down! But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.
# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating.
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia. In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus. In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Windsor 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 gets on. You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud. Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
Sorry for all the spaces. You'd be tempted to cheat otherwise.
If you had fun with this, send it on; I did.
Me Too, 100%... Don D.😜
Your Yearly Dementia Test!
Only 4 questions this year.
Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you will lose it!!! Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it's too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've answered.
OK, RELAX. Clear your mind and begin
#1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'Bread'. If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else and try not to hurt yourself. If you said 'bread', go to Question #2.
# 2. Say 'silk' ten times. Now spell 'silk'. What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature, such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.
# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down! But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.
# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating.
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia. In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus. In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Windsor 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 gets on. You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud. Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
Sorry for all the spaces. You'd be tempted to cheat otherwise.
If you had fun with this, send it on; I did.
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May 9, 2020 17:08:57 #
bggent204
Loc: On Lake Meade in East Berlin PA
A1-- A bread knife to get your burnt bread out
A2-- Stagnent pond water
A3-- Alot of broken windows
A4-- Driving that route I'm well over 200 Years old
A2-- Stagnent pond water
A3-- Alot of broken windows
A4-- Driving that route I'm well over 200 Years old
May 9, 2020 17:31:50 #
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May 9, 2020 18:16:46 #
bahmer wrote:
I passed with FLYING colors. Skinner br br Me Too... (show quote)
That ain't an age thing I got a 0
May 9, 2020 18:23:53 #
Being an old farm boy I got them right. You would think I was left handed and in my right mind which Im not - pure right handed except for a couple things I should not mention on here!
May 9, 2020 18:26:16 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
That ain't an age thing I got a 0
He said old timers. That you aren't. Thats why you got zero. I got a 100. But I've seen it before. LOL
May 9, 2020 18:35:06 #
May 9, 2020 18:37:14 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
charlykilo wrote:
I got 5 correct.
That is pretty good for 4 questions.
May 9, 2020 18:40:36 #
May 9, 2020 18:46:42 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I passed with FLYING colors. Skinner br br Me Too... (show quote)
I have seen/taken this test before...thus, I ignored it and passed gas along.
May 10, 2020 07:19:49 #
Where's my gold star? Passed with flying colors.
This year anyway.
Does this count for next year, just in case?
This year anyway.
Does this count for next year, just in case?
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