Does this dress make me look fat?
May 5, 2020 11:09:06 #
Al was sitting on the end of his bed waiting for his wife she walked out and said, 'Honey, does this dress make me look fat?' Al said, 'You promise not to get mad no matter what I say?' She agreed, and he said, 'I had sex with your sister.'
May 5, 2020 11:24:39 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Al was sitting on the end of his bed waiting for his wife she walked out and said, 'Honey, does this dress make me look fat?' Al said, 'You promise not to get mad no matter what I say?' She agreed, and he said, 'I had sex with your sister.'
And where is Al today?
May 5, 2020 11:31:39 #
May 5, 2020 11:33:48 #
The CDB is Awsome wrote:
Al was sitting on the end of his bed waiting for his wife she walked out and said, 'Honey, does this dress make me look fat?' Al said, 'You promise not to get mad no matter what I say?' She agreed, and he said, 'I had sex with your sister.'
To answer that question with anything except "no it doesn't" is setting yourself up for a really bad time.
May 5, 2020 11:39:47 #
plumbob wrote:
And where is Al today?
He went fishing with his wife and ain't been seen since
May 5, 2020 11:49:58 #
Ivey wrote:
To answer that question with anything except "no it doesn't" is setting yourself up for a really bad time.
Wonder how many of us have been asked that question?
Those that wont reply, well they gave the wrong answer.
May 5, 2020 12:04:13 #
FishingCowboy
Loc: Redding, California
I’m 70 and my lovely wife is 65. And to be honest she doesn’t look it. Quite often when we see another woman her age that looks much older she asks me if she looks her age..... and, of course, I always give her the correct answer. And this my friends is why she never complains when I mention I want to go fishing today......
May 5, 2020 12:09:03 #
When I get asked those trap questions as I call them. I get up and run out the door and jump in the truck and go fishing. Come back a little later . if asked again I do the same. I think she just wants me out of the house.
May 5, 2020 12:44:18 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Divorced lol or dead
And I wouldn't give odds on divorced! Just sayin....
May 5, 2020 12:59:00 #
That must be an old, old, joke, I can't remember the last time my wife had a dress on. I would guess it was when I was inducted into the National Wrestling Hall of Fame in April of 2013. (Avatar) Our Grandson was married in Sept. of 2012. She probably wore the same dress, I have no clue. When is the last time you saw your wife in a dress? You have to think about it, don't you?
May 5, 2020 13:09:37 #
They can’t show off their merchandise as well with a dress on. Probably don’t like when they end up getting slammed in the door and hanging down on the road.
May 5, 2020 13:34:00 #
flyguy wrote:
That must be an old, old, joke, I can't remember the last time my wife had a dress on. I would guess it was when I was inducted into the National Wrestling Hall of Fame in April of 2013. (Avatar) Our Grandson was married in Sept. of 2012. She probably wore the same dress, I have no clue. When is the last time you saw your wife in a dress? You have to think about it, don't you?
Fly, If she's anything like mine I'd be willing to bet she had a different dress for the Grandsons wedding. Mine will buy one if she needs it or not. Yes she does wear one often and looks good it them.
May 5, 2020 13:37:31 #
Hi everyone,
I will probably never hear the end of it :)
Z
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman ...begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
I will probably never hear the end of it :)
Z
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman ...begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
May 5, 2020 13:42:38 #
ZoeyC2000 wrote:
Way to be Z! Ah jest luv it!Hi everyone, br I will probably never hear the en... (show quote)
May 5, 2020 13:45:22 #
Graywulff wrote:
Way to be Z! Ah jest luv it!
:) Hi there Graywulff,
Lol, I was actually afraid to open this link.
Z
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